“Clayton told me that if I wrote a review, I have the potential for a reduced sentence. But other people can see these, right? Real people? If you can, I need help! I’m trapped in the underworld and I’m not supposed to be here! I was a good Catholic, and not the homophobic kind! The kind that volunteers at soup kitchens and bakes casseroles. I belong in heaven, but Clayton doesn’t understand that and just keeps flaying me and making me do yoga on top of hot coals. Please, someone, come and save me. I’ll be your Guardian Angel if you can get me into heaven where I belong.
Please. I beg you.
(This podcast is dope and you all need to listen to it. Best new production to come out of Rooster Teeth.)”
Alyx Parker via Apple Podcasts ·
Canada ·
10/27/19