The one where Zahra explains why she can't read in the bath and Taz returns to Magic Mike Live.

The one where Taz describes how hard it is to leave her apartment and Zahra connects the Rebel Alliance to Allah.

The one where Taz ponders the origins of patchouli and Zahra imagines what a true Jihad Barbie looks like.

The one where Zahra falls asleep on Jaws, Taz defends Glinda the Good Witch, and they discover the connection between Valhalla and Allah.

The one where Taz offers to do makeup reviews and Zahra reminisces about Hawaiian cockroaches.

The one where Taz flirts over plastic grapes and Zahra meets her own hot doctor.

The one where Zahra buys a designer diaper bag and Taz prepares for a billionaire pre-nup.

The one where Zahra describes food in detail to a fasting Taz and Taz pitches a Muslim Bridesmaids movie.

The one where Taz and Zahra visit Manzanar.

The one where Zahra explains leather daddies and Taz plans her passive-aggressive plane moves.

The one where Taz teaches the world the miracles of the "twig brush", Zahra declares the Irish prime minister Muslim, and they both plan a trip to Hawaii with the hot dudes of Kurdish Gents Club.

The one where Taz wins big money from an Aladdin slot machine, Zahra makes her husband test a Japanese toilet, and both pitch their business ideas to the business students of Wharton.

The one where Zahra self-cares with popcorn and cheese and Taz explains that bacon is not Kryptonite.

The one where we declare Christmas Fatwas to all.

The one after election day, where Taz wonders if Glenn Beck is now woke and Zahra almost finds a new husband at a meat market. Also, if you must wear a safety pin, buy ours. This is a special longer episode featuring Taz and Zahra's post-election reflections.

The one where Taz is on the front lines of being a nasty woman and Zahra asks why she can't have a lightsaber. Both want you to go vote!

The one where Taz “reaches out” to NFL quarterbacks to convert them to social activism and Zahra makes Golden Retrievers cry. Both realize they forgot to wear their Muslim Garb. Also, Taz is single.

The one where Taz never learns to swim because she didn't have a burqini and Zahra discovers racism in an easter egg. Both share their Muslim Appreciation month gift registries.

The one where Zahra discovers the true meaning of Fatwa, Taz gets the Hiba-jabis for being late, and both decide the world needs more gay pride.

The one where Zahra creates a Sharia ring tone and Taz shares her phobia of secret passages.

The one where Taz receives a Champion of Change in Art and Storytelling from the White House and brings Zahra with her to creep sharia, LIVE from the White House. Bonus: We spoke with Muslim staffers in the White House about what it's like to work in the White House and we also got a chance to interviewed fellow Champion of Change in Art and Storytelling awardees Fawzia Mirza and Kayhan Irani.

#GoodMuslimBadMuslim's May episode was recorded LIVE at the White House! It'll be coming to you soon but we wanted to share a quick teaser.

The one where Zahra's mother waxes and oils Zahra's husband at their first meeting, while Taz wonders how Zayn Malik manscapes.

The one where Taz rebels against patriarchy with subtle physical deconstruction, Zahra finally answers the question of "Where's the Rumi," and both of them get into a fierce competition with an Auntie Staredown. Special thanks to Dropbox for inviting us to record at the South by Southwest Dropbox Podcast Studio as well as a special mashallah to Amanda Quraishi for guest judging the Auntie Stare Down. 

The one where Taz is scarred from learning about Jinns in a man's urethra, Zahra eats her way through an edible burka, and both get into a Hijarbie vs Jihottie pillow fight.