The crew of the Paradise has landed on Kei's home planet of Pylo-Koshi just in time for an annual plume faring festival where they can do some real pirate shit! But before they can hunt the thophids that terrorize the planets domed cities, they have to unload that Ancient they stole from Tudega and get some Gorp! There's absolutely no reason why this shopping / beach episode has an ominous title.  Game System: Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford. Opening Theme: Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ) *Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson Nedrak's Theme - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals. Ending Theme: On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ) License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ) Other Music and SFX used on a Zapsplat Gold License or a Dark Fantasy Studio Premium License. Please Rate & Review us on Podchaser! Follow us on Facebook or Twitter or our Website. Join our Discord at ( https://discord.gg/CHUCNTxnat ). Join our facebook group at HalfwitsFailedCritsCommunity.  Send us emails at [email protected].   Abortion Related Resources(choice.crd.co) - A comprehensive list of resources. (plancpills.org/ambassadors) -  An early abortion access pills you can store in your cabinet. (prochoice.org/) - An abortion access hotline.(shoutyourabortion.com) - A campaign to normalize abortion  Support the show