Vinny and Rudy continues their beautiful business relationship with the massage parlor, Darlene comes back with Bernice and is judged by Abby, and Candy finally sees an opening to fulfill her aspirations as an auteur.

Rudy Pipilo presents Vincent with an exciting new business opportunity, Candy/Eileen is having a terrible month, and a pool table is befouled.

Abby continues being the worst, Eileen's hopes rise and fall, and we make plans for our next recording date.

We see another civic compromise in action, Rudy Pipilo enters the scene, and we discuss what doesn't make a good intimacy coordinator.

We transport ourselves to 70s New York, meet some new friends, and marvel at how much sex workers made in real dollars back then.

People try to find love in the worst way, make us sad, and a possible new phrase we want to use as a drop.

For the first Hamsterdam Presents, we discover why Melvin Williams required a script, are irked by his ever present bluetooth beacon, and try to make sense of the story(?)

We welcome a special guest and discuss the state of Maurice Levy's sexiness, our guest's interactions with the media, and Larry Live's travails with females.

We welcome a guest for our penultimate episode about the series, discuss Levy's strategery, and see a cat manspreading.

Important revelations are made regarding Dangerous Minds, Poot has sort of landed on his feet, and McNulty's gambit pays off for Officer Brown's ex-wife.

Revelations are made about certain cultural touchstones, we discuss how Larry Live would handle the power given to McNulty in this episode, and how Deirdre Lovejoy possesses the greatest acting skills known to humanity.

McNulty and Lester continue acting totally out of character, the ennui caused by Season 5 continues, and the boys have a heated argument about "Dangerous Minds".

Dukie is adrift, McNulty and Templeton unwittingly join forces, and we see a smoldering Cedric square off against a fiery Freamon.

McNulty contiunes disrespecting Beadie, inventing a serial murderer, and Larry Live is back from overseas.

McNulty shows us that an old dog will always forget its new tricks ,Dukie becomes a nanny ,and Rupert Bond and Cedric Daniels together set our hearts aflutter.

Our brother Fitzhugh returns, we see Clay Davis becoming a diamond under all the pressure, and a new era of ghost innovation dawns.

Bunk and Norris use their mastery of illusions to entrap a suspect, Michael's living quarters continue to become more sumptuous, and we meet (sigh) Scott Templeton.

Our intrepid hosts dip their toes into the world of trash TV for a special episode.

Boris further redefines the ghosting paradigm, Dennis learns of the broken nature of the U.S. health care system, and the boys all begin their individual journeys into the next phase of their lives.

Omar plans a big score, Randy's snitching has unwelcome consequences and Freamon's instinct for detection uncovers Snoop and Partlow's masterpieces.

Randy's reputation continues its downward slide, Herc continues his quest to find the camera, and Kennard proves that he is tougher than Black Ziggy.

Poot continues to be a savant at convincing women to make bad decisions, Herc proves to be more unreliable than a literal heroin addict, and Creepy McNulty continues to impose his intolerable existence upon the viewers.

We are introduced to the sultry Rupert Bond, Prez computers up some chocolate for Randy and the eminent puzzle master in Baltimore finds his rightful home.

Bunny opens his Academy for The Advancement of Corner Commerce, Michael has an unpleasant person from his past return, and Carcetti continues his obsession with obsidian.

Steve and Boris do some familiar bits, talk about our post-podcast plans, and exchange some New Years' resolutions.