Frank and Alice ask Phoebe for a wedding gift that’s a LOT nicer than a gravy boat. Joey gets a job at the museum where Ross works. Chandler is nervous about pleasing Kathy in bed, so Monica gives him a VERY memorable lesson. We also discuss: appropriate gravy boat sizes, the likelihood of being able to recapture the Honeymoon Phase of a relationship, the questionable etymology of “mastodon,” why Chandler wasn’t scared of the puppy, and our opinions on what the “seven” are.