In 1988 Ron Howard released a long movie about little people with his fantasy adventure classic, Willow. We journey alongside a 17-year-old Warwick Davis as the title character, Willow. He is tasked with saving a child and achieving self-actualization as a scoundrel, and some brownies join him to fulfill his destiny. This movie made back a bunch of money but initially wasn't enough for the bougie bitches in Hollywood. They eventually reached a climax as the home market exploded, and it became a classic. But does it hold up? Listen in as Jon, Colin, and Brent debate simple tricks and sausage fingers as we set off on a pilgimage to determine if Willow is a pussy or stands tall.