You know all those burning questions you've had about David's husband? Like, who even is that guy? Let 'em burn. Because we're asking questions about Emily's husband today. The game is Would You Tanner. Or Would Tan Rather. Or something like that. But it's speculative, it's suspenseful, and their very marriage hangs in the balance. Topics include: These Richards and These Jeffreys, His Hair is a Favor to Us, He's Got a Big Big Job, Tanner's Big Trees, Carnival Sparker, I Love the Arts, The...

Would you guest-host it? Yeah, that's right. We're playin' it. Would You Blank It is back, and Raynee is also back. Come find out what she will and won't put up with as a guest-host of a fictional podcast. Turns out: she's tough.  Topics include: Large Things, Linty Shrimps, I'm Not a Mean Person, Don't Look Steven in the Eye, Rate These Boobs, Junk in the Bunk, Betsyross Galaxy, and All the People You Love and Know and Work With. *** Come chat with us, and other rad fans of the show,...

Raynee's BACK. And she's brought with her some Do, Dump, Dates and some would-you-rathers. What. Are you kidding me. Too good. Too creative. Get her outta here. Topics include: Is it the Goblin, Hand or Mouth Stuff, Spit Rum and Crush Melons, The Gooey Core, Chain Me Up in a Shed, and I Am a Quivering Small Dog. *** Come chat with us, and other rad fans of the show, in our FACEBOOK GROUP! iTunes Facebook Twitter Instagram YOUTUBE Or, search for us on SPOTIFY if you're also wondering...

Ah, you. Good ol' you. Here again, to see me. Me! The lowly Hypotheticast. What a privilege. What an honor. Let me take your hat, and your coat. These look expensive. My, my. We've got a guest today, by the way! Her name is Raynee! She's the Would You Rather Madness Champion, and truly shines in her role. She's taking over the podcast! Forever! It's just her now! That's it!   Topics include: Old Fashioned Would-You-Rathers, The Old Emily, Nothing Exists Until It Has a Name or a Flag, Pete...

Do. Dump. Date.  The only three ways.  Help us choose. Topics include: Raid the Money Bins, Long and Sour, Seinfeld's Pretty Funny Right, Shoot the Shit with Tonya Harding, Don't Britney Her, Disco Duck, The Olympics You're In Danger, They're Runnin' Fast and Swim, and He Who Stanked It Hoobed It. *** Come chat with us, and other rad fans of the show, in our FACEBOOK GROUP! iTunes Facebook Twitter Instagram YOUTUBE Or, search for us on SPOTIFY if you can think of a more shockingly...

This week is really simple: what if we were Harold? We've got a lot of ideas. Come along with us, and hear them. Or just like, play the podcast, but take out your headphones, go on a walk, and imagine what we might have said. That's the true Hypotheticast. Topics include: Orcs Get it, Leanin' Veeg, If It Helps Your Fantasy, Their Snout is So Shapely, The Trash Dimension, Cool Shoes, The Crayon Just Makes What You Deserve, and Jeff Fucksworthy. *** Come chat with us, and other rad fans...

You know the game. Or do you? Everything you know has changed. Nothing will ever be the same. Would. You. Blanket. Topics include:  Next Pandemic, Buttercups, The Pizza Party of the Soul, The B Stands for Blanket, Something That Knows About Ghosts, Dirty Blankets, The Girls Only Dorm, The School to Blanket Pipeline, and Good Morrow. *** Come chat with us, and other rad fans of the show, in our FACEBOOK GROUP! iTunes Facebook Twitter Instagram YOUTUBE Or, search for us...

Sometimes, life needs a little spice. Like, probably all times. When have you ever said that you didn't want spice? What's that? Many times? You enjoy a day without the unexpected? Well, isn't that just normal and responsible of you.  This is a spicy episode! About romance! Listen!  Topics include: Sylvia Plath is Alive and Well, The Dark Story Within the Dark Story, Dogs Yell, Spaghetti?, Eddie the Machete King, It's Just Fish Mound Not The Fish Mound, Owl Blessings, This is a Weird...

Another day, another six hundred thousand dollars. That's right. That's how much money we make, every day. Collectively, of course. Not individually. We're not monsters.  Today's episode is about Dark Things, like rich people. It's Dark Stories, baybee. Come solve mysteries with us. Betcha can't. Topics include: We Unlocked Podcasting, Trash Hut, A Really Bad Criminal Guy, Not Many People Want to Be in a Jungle, Snipe Snipe Snipe, I Really Wanted It to Be a Magic Show, and Was It a Cannon...

Is it time? Why, yes! Time for what? That's up to you, my beautiful friend. For us, it is time to make a podcast, in which we answer Would-You-Rather questions and our bond becomes even more powerful. Do you want to be powerful? Join us. Topics include: Lil' 5G Bill Gates Baby, He's Trash but He's Single, Mike's a Spindle Boi for Sure, Flavor Tubes Hangin' From the Sky, Dairy Queen Onlyfans, Tubestuff, Peas are Smaller Than Your Earhole, The Only Way to Get Out of Being a Vampire, and...

Wuh oh. Wednesday.  How would the corporate world be different if, instead of calling it "hump day," we called the middle of the workweek "Wuh Oh Wednesday"?  We're not going to answer that question on this podcast, but we are going to explore the character-filled fictional radioactive landscapes of a game called Fallout Shelter! Topics include: Unfamous Jeff, Sky Dad, The Socks are Squirrel-Sized, My Heart is Taking Shape, Size Doesn't Matter to a Dentist, Powerpoint Night, We Have Great...

Did you know that every problem in the world can be solved by a product? It's no coincidence that both words begin with "pro," because that's what we are. Pros. Here to solve. There is so, so much ethical consumption under capitalism. Topics include: Pizza Grits, Sun Too Bright, Bubble Time, You Know Shrek, Don't Talk to ME, The Hole the Predator Leaves in Your Wall, You Can Just Huck It Around Your Yard, Deflectionmate, Whoa Look at These Rocks, Sludgin' Down the Street, Jabba the What, and...

Hi, you. It's a Wednesday. Are you doin' it? I bet you are. Thanks for doin' it. This week, we're predicting next year's Oscar winners. I think we figured it out. Get a head start. Place those bets. Do people bet on the Oscars? I'm gonna Google it. Topics include: Children Time, Home of Riddles, Duck of Dreams, Oscar Nominated Assholes, Kissing is the Beginning of Friendship, Patron with Sins, That's the White Lady I Said, Who Let the Dogs Out, No Offense Tanner, Screams at History, It's...

Hi. Hello. We're here with a goofy thing, and we want you to have the goofy thing, but state-sanctioned police violence just keeps happening in our state and it feels really strange and wrong not to acknowledge it.  We recorded this episode a couple weeks in advance, and we really hope it brings levity and that you get like sixty giggles. But we also hope that, today, you can at least open your wallets and re-distribute some wealth to a mutual aid fund. Or deliver some urgently needed...

The Good. The Bad. The Answer. Everything, as we all know, is a double-edged sword. And here we are, dissecting even more truths about the world so that you can be smarter. Listen to this episode, be smarter, and make good decisions because you're smarter. That's how this show works. We don't make the rules, we just make you smarter. Topics include: Doodie Houser, Spencer's Gifts is My Permanent Address, Santa's Really Sorry, Maybe Bear Great, Was Your Kid a Murderer, Naughty People Don't...

Friends.  We've made it. We put all your beautiful, horrible would-you-rathers through the ringer, and are breaching the hypothetical ocean like a super cool whale, holding in between our huge flippers the Ultimate Would-You-Rather Question.  Sleepovers will never be the same. Topics include: Eating That Burger, The Centipede from James and the Giant Peach, Secret Fifth Element Cosplay, Tiger's Eye, Night Monster, I'll Eat a Leaf If I'm Gonna Die, It Would Be Very Disruptive to My Life,...

You're halfway through the week. And we're more than halfway through this March Madness, WYR-style. We know so many things, we've answered so many questions, and we're so close to the ultimate truth. Come. Come see.  Topics include: Dog Been Corned, Posters of Michael Jordan, Pretty Open Sprinkle-Wise, Tanner's Bedtime, The Monster Inside of All of Us, She Hates Rats, I Got the Winning Point, Let's Talk About Tails, That Porta-Potty. *** Come fill out the forms for the FINAL round of WYR...

We're gettin' into the Weird Stuff. I mean, beyond the normal level. This is where the true clashes occur. The mashing of answers into horrible, terrifying, unanswerable chimeras. Topics include: 25 or 6 to 4, Aaron Carter Drank a Beer Once and I Got Drunk at School, Full of the Magic Finger, I Want to Shoot Guns Down Holes, I Can Move On From That, You Guys Are Good at Knowing What's Cute, My Favorite News Network, The Interesting One at Family Reunions, What I Know Will Surprise You, A...

Aah! The other side of the bracket! We're coming at you with eight more listener-submitted would-you-rathers and good dang these are spicy and quick. I hope you filled out your bracket, AND I hope you voted correctly! Topics include: Just a Little Jock that Needed to Jam, There's My Boy Lookin' Tasty, I Feel Like I Am a Monster, the God of Grapefruits, The Girl Who Cried Paup, Buffet or Lose It, and Are You Afraid of Colors? *** Come fill out the forms for the next couple rounds of WYR...

Not all questions have answers. Here at the Hypotheticast, we are rocked to our core by this existential truth every single day. And sometimes, we even muster the courage, the strength, the fortitude, to REVEL in such truths.  Today, we begin our quest to find the ULTIMATE would-you-rather. We're going to. And we're going to do it in a way that doesn't make any dang sense.  Topics include: Please Do Not F**k Up My Parents Shit, Burp In My Ear Every Day for the Rest of My Life, Not a Lot...

It's time for a new game, you dogs. And this one is ABOUT dogs, so like, that's fun, because I said dogs in the first sentence too. What a pleasure these show notes are to read. Do you like them? Today, we're playing Hero Dog Saves Town, an RPG from Alex Roberts. It's a blast. Come see. Topics include: Tough Healthcliff Talk, Animals Acting Like People, Ralfus, Community Safety Officer That Appeals to Teens, Vigourously Shaking a Dog by the Neck, MAN'S Best Friend, and The Other Ones Were...

Wednesday? Hm. I guess. Last I checked, it was like, Sunday. But ok. If you say so. This episode of our beautiful lil' show is a throwback to a simpler time. A saltier time. A meatier time.  Topics include: Sell the Heart, George Clooney, Me Personally, Make It Hard, Do All Mummies Get Skinny, The Bones Kind, It's a Beautiful Walrus, They're Posting YouTubes and Instagrams. *** Come haaaang with us, and other fans of the show, in our FACEBOOK GROUP.  iTunes Facebook Twitter ...

Red. Flags. You've got 'em. I've got 'em. We've all got 'em. And this week, we're making up hypothetical people that've got 'em. It's a game! Wow! Play it with us, by listening.  Topics include: There's No Bigger Red Flag Than Someone Thinking I'm Not Funny, It's Gonna Be Bad for You, Portalie Natman, This Person Will Go Back in Time and Kill Hitler, Emily Deserves a Date, Actually I Have a Headache, I Don't Like Someone Hurting Me, and Pillowhead. *** Come haaaang with us, and other...

Hi! You! I'm so glad you're here. You know why? Because you rule. You're enough. I love what you're up to. Today, we're playing Adultz Bop, which is a game where we guess how Kidz Bop tried to make the world safer (re: sanitized) for kids, and then try our best to make the world safer (re: more exciting) for adults. Who knows if we succeed, or even what success is!  Topics include: Taxi God and Taxi Law, Frank and Beans, Unless You're a Baby Being Born, It Kind of Is Like a Video Game, The...

Today is a great day to grab life by the frickin' hand, squeeze that hand, and whisper something really nice into life's ear. Also, when I first went to type "today," I typed "toady" instead, and I'm pretty sure that's all you need to know about how cool this podcast is about to be. We're playing Dark Stories, and boy, are these some stories.  Topics include: Mirror Mike, Creaky Doors, Funeral Practice, Live Mic on a Dead Body, The Reverse Stork, Ernie Keeps on Comin' Back, Poison Is It,...