Hello everyone! It’s episode 3 of The Bachelor, and Joey is already having to navigate a mean girl situation. The bad news is that the villain is extra spicy and a whole lotta clueless. The good news is that Maria was able to shut the nonsense down with one sentence.  Some Guy in Austin and I marvel at Maria’s line and discuss several other important matters, such as: * Can the art of kissing be considered a talent? * What are the odds those women ate the KFC at the pool party? * How mad was Jenn upon learning her one-on-one date was surfing and she spent all that time curling her hair? * Does confessing the fact that the women in your family are all single imply that y’all are a band of merry murderesses, and exactly what shade of red is that flag? The answer is deep, deep crimson. EPISODE NOTES: Click HERE to read the recap! Click HERE to check out my handy roster cheat sheet! Click HERE to download the Bracketology app and join our Bachelor bracket with Last Night’s Game! Our league name is “Love For The Win.” Click HERE to be sucked in by the stats on Bachelor Data! SHOW NOTES: Subscribe to Podcast: iTunes or Android Follow Me: Facebook and Instagram, and Twitter