Hollywood returns, and there's a mystery in the basement. Fishstick's Top Pick Topics: [06:50] Conspiracy theories surround us every day. The crew discusses some of their favorites, including a few about the radio station itself! The Brofessor's Life De-Stresser: [16:29] Sometimes all it takes to be a prodigy is to have literally no perception of what you're doing. Join as the hosts advise a colorblind colorist. Lulu's Koo-Koo Guru Hullaballoo: [23:45] Humans are wasteful, and use so many things to eat off of! The crew invents the Pabikimus, the new, government-issued eating device that is all the rage! Also, please draw us a sketch of what YOU think a good Pabikimus looks like. Hollywood's Hot Minute: [35:08] Florida never fails to disappoint. Hollywood dishes details on a man with a very slow threat to humanity. Badvertisements: The Spean - Hollywood Dale's Discount Dermatology - WIDK Alligator Caterers - WIDK Real Promotion: Spooky Spouses We need your submissions! Send us stuff at [email protected], and leave voicemails at (304)566-WIDK. Support us on Patreon! Just $2 a month gets you the Secret Segment! Any featured music used by permission directly from the artist(s). All other music from the Youtube Creator library, licensed free, non-attribution. Check out our networks: The Scavengers Network and Podcast NH!