We were on one for this one.  Cant thank everyone enough for continuing to listen. Good things are coming.  

Bumpcontrol and I exchange gifts and discuss Christmas sorry for the month gap folks.  Will be  explained in next episodes.  IT WILL ALL MAKE SENSE SOON! I know its very late and likely will not vibe well since well Christmas was a month ago. 

Handsome Dave aka "SULTAN SATIRE" of BAMFOMANIA joins me for podcast to test out the new equipment.  We talk weight, fitness  podcasting, and introduce the IAL Discord Server. We sounding hella crisp on this new set up.  Check out Bamfomania on all streaming services.  https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dome-with-bamfomania/id1383364969 Listen to Dave's music on "SULTAN SATIRE" the boy has bars.  https://open.spotify.com/artist/4fvxByDc6w4Q49dcl9AKYS?autoplay=true

Found a better episode we had recorded from November that got lost in the vault.  Noted cheater and gamer in arms IAN THE GOAT makes his grand debut on If Anyone's Listening and informs me of the STDs I recently contracted.  He enlightens us on what jail in Kentucky is like  and joins the IAL canon.  I also talked about World War II way too much. What an action packed episode.   Maybe one day you can play XBOX Live with us. 

Bumpcontrol and I talk fetishes, building Gundams, the infinite wisdom of Kevin Gates, New Year anxiety, the journey of success, and I ramble about the insanity of the Epstein case. Buy a shirt: www.EmpureUSA.com Leave a 5 star review on the pod! 

Well I was honestly pretty optimistic on this birthday.  Sorry for being a POS and not sticking to the upload schedule.  I am plotting on how to improve the show and bring back some inspired episode.  I have been doing this for over 2 years now and feel like I'm doing a shit job.  Thanks for sticking with me everyone or anyone listening. One day you will be proud (pick your own term lol)  to say you listened to this stupid podcast before it was big.    Thanks for listening guys.

Recorded this one in October with the fellas from BAMFOMANIA, our west coast brothers in pod.  They have successfully shamed me into buying better equipment for the podcast.  You won't wanna miss this episode folks. Topics include +Gary Vee +witty banter +Chimp Tearing Woman's Face Off +comradery

EPISODE 117 SHOUT OUT MASTER CHIEF!   I think this may be the final episode from my trip to Kentucky to visit bumpcontrol.  We talk Kentucky shit, NFTs,  Smash Bros, paranoid driving, an assortment of spicy topics  and enjoy each other's company.  This is a real ass fella podcast.  Follow us on IG @ifanyoneslistening @bumpcontrol BUY SHIRTS www.EmpureUSA.com 

Back in Kentucky for this episode and I'm cruising subreddits again.  This time we park in r/femaledatingstrategy to see what the ladies are up to among other things. 

so much in the news... Brian Laundry is dead.  Alec Baldwin killed someone and Dave Chapelle has stirred the T-Hive and those stupid god damn island boys.  Hopefully you enjoy this cus its specially spicy but not wrong.  Let us know what you think.   We really got to the bottom of why people are mad at Dave Chapelle.

I drove 7 hours to visit Bumpcontrol in Kentucky to bro down, hodown, and get onnnnnnnnnnn.  I will fill out the biography here with more details at work tomorrow.  I have a lot to explain. Enjoy  Buy some t-shirts wwww.EmpureUSA.com 

sorry folks been mad busy in a good way.  I will explain in future episodes and  we will be back to consistent uploads next week. Also.. just listen WHAT IF... WHAT IF Brian Laundry  or whatever actually didn't kill Gabi and was framed???? Just think about it even tho he definitely did that shit lol. Also F**K MARK ZUCKERBERG. ITS ON SIGHT! Buy some shirts: www.EmpureUSA.com

Highschool friends Vidday & Hira join us for an action packed episode of spicy takes.  Hira is the first female guest we have had in year, oops lol.   We learn about stuff brown people do, expand our cultural knowledge, and get into some hot takes.  Enjoy Also Vidhay  wants you to stop eating seed oil and take this psychological questionnaire for his research.  Click here: routineblog.wordpress.com Follow Hira on Twitter: https://twitter.com/realHiraKayani Venmo: @therealhira Go...

Bumpcontrol and I talk about dreams.  Thats the selling point. I dream every night.  I think I am an indigo child. What do they mean? Who knows. Sure are fun to chat about.

Recorded on  8-14-21 Sorry for such a delay folks.  Things won't stop happening.  Anyway, the story of the Filet Minion meme submitted to court by Remington Firearms was made just for our podcast. This is why we do it folks.I ate THC 420 YOLO Chex Mig again... Enjoy this style episode while it lasts folks,  changes are coming.   We are going to start "trying" folks.  RARE FACT CHECK: IT WAS THE SANDY HOOK SHOOTING LAWSUIT The...

I have been reading woke tweets again guys.... I found out some crazy shit.  We need to stand in solidarity with our asexual brothers and sisters.  It's totally valid and very realistic to have meaningful relationships with other people and not expect or want any sex. Thanks folks go sexually de-colonize your mind, relationships, and world.

Andy of the Driftwood Outlet stops by to chat with Austin and I on the gym, Afghanistan, and other nuanced shit.  It has come to my attention that the "H Word" is no longer socially acceptable but my neighbor is a veteran so he would probably let me say it.   Stay EMPURE FOLKS www.EmpureUSA.com 

Comedian, illustrator, friend of the show, and now cancer survivor Ben Bradshaw joins us this week on pod, even though I drove to him while in Northern Michigan.  He tells us of his harrowing experience,  the power of comedy, and his story on this weeks episode.  I also frighten Ben when I start talking about Alex Jones.  It's a great episode.   Follow Ben on IG here. He did promos for IAL https://www.instagram.com/thebradbenshaw/?hl=en Look out for CANCER CULTURE (podcast) BUY SOME...

We have an action packed episode until @Bubbawhyy (Alex) of Bamfomania came on to educate Bump and Austin about Chris Chan.  We had a lot of fun.  Stop reading, Start Downloading.   I don't feel like writing for this one even though it was better than usual.  Buy Shirts: www.EmpureUSA.com Listen to Bamfomania: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dome-with-bamfomania/id1383364969

We review the best Youtube video of all time. Buy some stuff from www.EmpureUSA.com

drop out of college so you can spend more time listening to If Anyone's Listening buy some shirts www.EmpureUSA.com

Psy-operators and podcast hosts Glenn & Crypto Psi of "Rare Candy" join us to have a very nuanced conversation on the discourse, wokeness in the working class, and other incredibly nuanced conversations. Check out Rare Candy here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/rare-candy/id1504917580 Buy T SHIRTS www.EmpureUSA.com

I sit down with southwestern Michigan local legend, B HOOD to reflect on his viral video that was posted on Tosh.0's social media pages before memes were what they are today.  This is a deep dive for a target market of people who went to high school with me.  Anyway, B Hood breaks down the iconic video, analyzes the lyrics, what was going through his head, and then just shit from high school to be honest.  Wholesome stuff. A bit of an origin story if you will.  This one is more a local slice...

We couldnt take a day off even tho everyone else did.   "The 4th of July is the 9-11 of the podcasting industry" We are joined by Andy from the Driftwood Outlet. Sorry this is late 

For episode 101 we sit down with artist, producer, troll, and former co-owner of the mythic DIY venue called "The Death House."  Dante shares his infinite wisdom, talks some shit, tells some stories, and was a great guest.  We talk creativity and provide some insight on how local artists can maneuver in small communities. I was very glad to be able to get him on the show as he is a very busy man.  Hoping to do more interviews here shortly as I do really enjoy them.  Please be sure to check...