In this episode we discuss fatherhood, food, and Jake & Amir quotes. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode we discuss rice, impressions, movies, and the letter A. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Five new segments, one great episode: We chat old photos, dead artists, and going viral. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We're back! The debut of our new show "Segments" -- Five different parts, one amazing episode. Advertise on Segments via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode we discuss pizza crust, screen time, and whether or not sex is like Tetris. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode we discuss rock climbing, surveillance cameras, and our newest CAT-phrase. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode we discuss angry parents and library books. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this bonus video episode we discuss Amir's alter ego, Jake's childhood marriage, and why we always get sick on the road. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this episode we discuss golfing, swimming, and whether or not it’s cool to accept an apology. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our friend and fellow Headgum podcaster Rosie Rosenberg joins us to discuss how he met Jake, and Amir’s cool new nickname. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode we discuss Jake's sleep habits, and Amir's... other habits. Then a live reading on what we believe to be, the worst text ever. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Resident Dumbass Geoffrey James is in the studio to play an ice breaker, read a fan script, and discuss epic pranks. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fellow HeadGum-er Reilly Anspaugh is in the studio to talk about bad kissers, good hygiene and horrible details about the Twilight Franchise. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our first Patreon Video version of "If I Were You!" We embrace the visual elements by making faces, dancing dances, and not selling any advertisements. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Will Amir kiss Jen Aniston? Will Jake's child be born soon? Will Ben Schwartz join the show? Find out, in the series finale of "If I Were You". Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Our lovers Avital Ash and Jillian Vogel join us to discuss future children, current dogs, and what we should do next. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Friend and favorite guest Allison Williams joins us to discuss haircuts, cafeterias, and M3gan 2. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode we discuss breaking up, waking up, and Daniel Craig. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode we discuss garbage ninjas, volunteer firefighters, and the next steps of our careers in comedy. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode we discuss feeling bad, feeling better, and making pizza. Get your tickets for the next New York Headgum Happy Hour show here! Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode we discuss secret families, rich tarot card readers, and getting milked. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode we discuss Padel Ball, cheese puffs, and screen names. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode we discuss posture, bangs, and financial fitness with Charlie Bardey and Natalie Rotter-Laitman of Exploration: LIVE!, a podcast joining Headgum Wednesday, March 8th. Listen to new episodes every week on Spotify, Apple, Stitcher, or wherever you get your podcasts! Follow Exploration: LIVE! on Instagram and Twitter. Follow Charlie on Instagram and Twitter. Follow Natalie on Instagram and Twitter. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for...

In this episode we discuss driving alone, and building together. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode we discuss cereal mascots, blister popping, and skincare routines. Advertise on If I Were You via Gumball.fm. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.