Mince Pies and Powerful Thighs
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Chapters 7-9 of Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Stone. The gang is sorted into houses by a sentient-singing hat, Snape's got a will-they-won't-they with Harry, and a Cerberus is snoozing on the third floor mezzanine. Will the gang be eaten alive by a three headed dog?
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