Chris is out, and Eli is in. That’s right—Eli Lake, from The Re-Education, is stepping in for Chris this week. We’re taking a look at the new captain of CNN, reviewing corrections at Fox News that’ll make you say “yikes,” and ending with some Futbol talk. Enjoy your Labor Day weekend! If you have a story you want us to talk about, e-mail us at [email protected]. Follow us on Instagram @InkStainedWretches Time Stamps: 1:43 Front Page 28:26 Obsessions 43:08 Reader Mail 47:12 Favorite Item Show Notes: WSJ: Mark Thompson Helped Revive the New York Times. CNN Is His Next Test.  APNEWS: Biden is widely seen as too old for office, an AP-NORC poll finds. Trump has problems of his own  The Messenger: ‘Rich Men North of Richmond’ Singer Oliver Anthony Slams Use of Song at Republican Debate: ‘I Wrote That Song About Those People’ Military.com: Inside the Marine Corps' Fight with Fox News over a False Gold Star Family Story CNN: Fox News apologizes to Gold Star family after facing backlash over false story CNN: How conservatives use ‘verbal jiu-jitsu’ to turn liberals’ language against them Bethanny Frankel on Instagram: The Manolo × Fauxnolo Comfort Test - lets go WSJ: Who Needs an Entree? Diners Order Salad and Fries and Call It a Meal NYT: Yale Students Got a Terrifying Message. From the Campus Police WaPo: Boston University hires Harvard disinformation scholar Joan Donovan MSNBC: Harvard expert reveals how she predicted Covid disinformation KCAL News: Eminem asks GOP presidential candidate Vivek Ramaswamy to stop using his music Tablet: Qatar’s World Cup FIFA Bribe Documents Exposed