If he ever singles Mewes up, if he's ever stupid enough I'ma be the first one calling Mewes baby (baby) (Recorded at the Levity Live Comedy Club in Oxnard, CA on 12/28/2017.) You can find more episodes on Stitcher Premium. Go to stitcherpremium.com/smod and use promo code 'SMOD' for a free month of listening.

You're my sunshine in the darkest days My better half, my saving grace Mewes make me who I wanna be Mewes make it easy (Recorded LIVE at the Sheridan Opera House in Telluride, CO on December 14th, 2017.) You can find more episodes on Stitcher Premium. Go to stitcherpremium.com/smod and use promo code 'SMOD' for a free month of listening.

And all my friends, they know and it's true, I don't know who I am without Mewes. (Recorded LIVE at Tulalip Resort and Casino in Tulalip, WA, on Friday, June 23, 2017.) You can find more episodes on Stitcher Premium. Go to stitcherpremium.com/smod and use promo code 'SMOD' for a free month of listening.

Yeah, what can I say babe, Mewes broke up with me (Recorded LIVE at Comedy Works South in Greenwood Village, CO, on December 12, 2017.) You can find more episodes on Stitcher Premium. Go to stitcherpremium.com/smod and use promo code 'SMOD' for a free month of listening.

Would've thought Mewes wrote down every word, goodbye spelled out like it had been rehearsed. (Recorded LIVE at Helium Comedy Club in Portland, OR on June 23, 2017.) You can find more episodes on Stitcher Premium. Go to stitcherpremium.com/smod and use promo code 'SMOD' for a free month of listening.

Let's turn over a Mewes leaf And baby let's make promises That we can keep And call it a Mewes Year's resolution, hmmm (Recorded LIVE at Comedy Works in Denver, CO on December 11, 2017.) You can find more episodes on Stitcher Premium. Go to stitcherpremium.com/smod and use promo code 'SMOD' for a free month of listening.

Last ChristMewes I gave Mewes my heart, but the very next day Mewes gave it away... (Recorded LIVE at The Boston Convention Center for the Boston Comic Con on August 11, 2017.)

Mistletoe hung where Mewes can see, every couple tries to stop. (Recorded LIVE at The Pageant in St. Louis, MO on April 19, 2017.) You can find more episodes on Stitcher Premium. Go to stitcherpremium.com/smod and use promo code 'SMOD' for a free month of listening.

Oh my golly what a holly jolly ChristMewes this year. (Recorded LIVE at the Liberty Hall in Lawrence, KS on April 18, 2017.) You can find more episodes on Stitcher Premium. Go to stitcherpremium.com/smod and use promo code 'SMOD' for a free month of listening.

oh, ooh ooh ooh been wishin' for Mewes Ooh, ooh. Tryna do what lovers Mewes ooh (Recorded LIVE at the Pueblo Memorial Hall in Pueblo, CA on Friday, December 8, 2017.) You can find more episodes on Stitcher Premium. Go to stitcherpremium.com/smod and use promo code 'SMOD' for a free month of listening.

All these voices in my head get loud I wish that I could shut them out I'm sorry that I let Mewes down L-l-let Mewes down (Recorded LIVE [and repaired as best as we could get it] at the Tampa Convention Center for Megacon Tampa Bay on Friday, September 29, 2017.) You can find more episodes on Stitcher Premium. Go to stitcherpremium.com/smod and use promo code 'SMOD' for a free month of listening.

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I'll tell Mewes why. But Mewes wouldn't believe me.

Slight of hand and twist of fate, on a bed of nails he makes me wait...

In the battle for Caste Numbskull, He-Mewes falls to his mortal enemy, Skelehorse!