Pocket those Biden Confederate Coins, put on your Metallica Yamakas, and please unwrap your Chocolate Covered Glass before the show starts, cuz we’re all ONE MEAL CLOSER TO THE GRAVE. It’s the Amazon Essentials of podcasts, as the JERKS talk Santa’s big load, adult bibs, and the Crap King of Courter, Indiana! “Oh, it’s gotta be a mocha colored casket.” “This Lincoln has too many boobs. Why does this Muppet have a dick?” “I believe it was the Curvey Butt Strokers.” “You have the right to remain… down here.” #LifelongPants #OvernightCaskets #OvernightKidsCaskets #Arvis9000 #UpsideDownKeyBoards #TamPonders