“Day 0 (before): No women? Day 1:got a girlfriend Day 2: found another, dumped her Day 3: dated supermodel Day 4: player, 42 women in my bed Day 5: Beyoncé, Ariana Grande, Megan Fox you name any woman and we slept together Day 6: I literally can just go outside and there are hundreds of women at my door taking their shirts off Day 7: I am literally having sex right now, and when I get sick of this girl (she’s Rihanna) I’ll pick someone from the line Day 8: I had to buy a new house to fit all the women that want me Day 9: Ryan Reynolds’s asks me for dating advice Day 10: I have had sex with half the population, (all the women) As you can see I got no results”
Constantine Daniil via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
03/06/23