[If you would like to become a patron head to my Patreon!] This week my hateritis flared up so I thought I'd talk you through who and what are annoying me, including flopstagram and floppedin (amongst other things - nothing is safe). I then turn my sights towards people posting relationship updates on facebook and posing next to their newly purchased homes with the address visible - oh you went to auction??? Babe WE went to auction. I've also stopped congratulating people on milestones due to my sayanythingitis causing me to comment on the diamante jubilee in the previous episode and then the queen died the next day. Woops