Imagine if you were slightly dishonest, and every time you told a white lie, you had a tell that would give you away? If the tell is just a fit of hiccups, Pinocchio might have just reinvented the narrative entirely from an eyesore of a nose to an adorable character trait. I discuss my own journalistic background and my thoughts on objective reporting, and how life has been here in South Korea the last two weeks with my immigration drama and winter schedules.