Murderous clients are no strangers to the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker and today is no different when the client, Gun Control Is Fun Control, enters their chambers. As they determine their best course of defense, they discuss the Quibblys, processed turkey ovals, Tamarindo Mexicali, Canada is like Sweden, every gun gets a vote, old bullet parts, kill someone in a haunted house, Jack the Ripper, Americans are crazy, don't disrespect the dart, Thomas Jefferson, snorting cocaine...

In a pathetic attempt at rhyming, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker trawl and catch a brand new client, Ports of Sports Thwart Jorts. As they determine the most effective means of representing this client, they brainstorm about Greedo, white hegemony, Pinterest, Hall of Justice, Norm McDonald, cultural appropriation, poop bars, frisbee golf hooligans, Highlander, Martin Scorsese, non-smarty pantses, a football port, Rocky, Big Bone Lick, whipped sour cream, zamoboner, The...

The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker are preparing themselves for interstellar legal clientele while working with their first off-world client, Are You Ready For Alien Sex?  As they carpe diem, they also converse about UFOs and UAPs, collusions, Black Lives Matter, Tucker Carlson, defund the police, marsh gas, Alien Ant Farm, mountains are our overseers, probing hillbillies, Neil Young, Jim Beam, cornpone, eye jizz, Cthulhu, Avatar, space cows, H.R. Giger, laser spoons, old...

Reveling in the return of Brendan, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker celebrate by playing a game with their newest client, Kill, Marry or Fornicate Your Pork. Many words are bandied about including only fetish wear, dungeon master, culinary stuff, pocket rocket, the Black Hand, deliver happiness, a cell fern, Sir Richard Burton, fancy pants, drink dirt, Spy Smasher, talking nipples, a chub, Viet Nam in the 80s, they killed the poop baby, bodies are appearing, the Young...

Delving into the controversies of the day, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker have a conflated client in the form of Roe Vs. Wait A Minute Amber Heard That! While developing the fake case they discuss SCOTUS Seltzer, Don King, Politico, Julian Assange, Jersey Shore, so many woman, a lapsed Catholic, Fat Cat In The Hat, sea monkeys, menthol bourbon, goat rodeo, pygmy marmoset, tumescent orange, Pendleton Roundup, Yellowstone, Timothy McVeigh, The Gong Show, vaginal whatever, the...

Finally, after months of inoperation, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker sees the return of their third partner while they discuss their newest client, The Case Of The Missing Brendan. The conversation veers into the topical and mundane when they discuss Twitter, Elon Musk, Pleeps, Allan Sherman, Brendan is back, adrenaline shot, unincorporated square, Baltimore hillbillies, rabbit hole, Covid, Voicebox, fargin' bastage, blood of Protestants, Rachel Maddow, the Incredible...

In the second of a special two part series, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker continue the minor fake legal strategy session and revisit Matt's lack of friends while also helping the client, The Orchestra of Evil (and Emptiness), with guest fake attorney and author of the book One Nation Under Song, Dr. L. Kris Gowen. They also investigate Bob Seger, some weird American, Steve Martin, the Newfies, Team Arkansas, don't have good words, Science on Tap, science songs, themes are...

In a special two part series, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker hold a minor fake legal strategy session and uncover their origins while also helping the client, The Orchestra of Evil (and Emptiness), with guest fake attorney and author of the book One Nation Under Song, Dr. L. Kris Gowen. Together they address jangalang, Piggy Stardust, what does that mean, whipped it up, Dementia 101, empty orc, Klingon karaoke, George Orwell, just simpatico, Milli Vanilli, there is birds,...

Returning to their roots, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker get in some extra squabbling and bickering when they deal with their newest client, You Just Don't Care. If you ever wanted to know what they're all about, this is probably the evidentiary trial they've held as they talk about Ant My Problem, Ground Force, look at the post office, he's like Ant-Man, Pied Piper, look at me, Henry VIII, he lives in the future, fix your computer, I'm Fred Flintstone, Doom Patrol, no...

The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker venture into dark territory when their client, Take This Job and Gently Insert In Your Rectum, finds a hole in their logic and makes them discuss Dodgy Daycare, Johnny Two Nose, Good Fellas, concrete Keds, must find grub, Buddy Holly, cook their lettuce a club club, Gorg, Ugg, Zog, Zod and Zed, pterodactyl tea, like the bear thing, Rasputin was a robot, Mystic Grifter, Marilyn Manson, Tennessee tick soup, all they had were varmints, mad...

As fake lawyers, Matt and Greg (and the on-sabbatical Brendan) often take their pretense to a point of not taking fake legal stances at all. This newest client, Singin' Outta The Box, is also not given the proper attention by the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker. Instead of addressing the lawsuit the client is embroiled in, they instead discussed TwinkerBell, William Shatner, all about fairies, scullery maids, shooting stars, they just got old, rub my nipples, Ellen Degeneres'...

The incredibly unathletic and uncoordinated partners of the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bickerfind various ways to relate to their newest client, Five Finger Exploding Spleen Technique, that needs the full mental capacity of the entire fake law office to address green vomit, there is no if, TikTok is stupid, savate, Greg is on a boat, sex hammock, nail 'em in the crotch, West Side Story, Kung Glu, numb chucks, ninjitsu, Thievery Corporation, goldenrod, beat up the jocks, Street...

The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker have entered entertainment law by compiling a list of the top five million television shows of all time minus about 4,999,997. The deposition took longer than normal as they encountered sandworms, sleestak, C.H.U.D., Earth Force, until life changes, Herman's Head, actor dude, the world of Baltimore, Newark, Gunsmoke, Star Blazers, Walker: Wedding Planner, a historical sitcom, useless human, a cunning plan, off the housewives, a psychotic...

The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker take on an international legal client in their non-lawyer way when new client, I Can See Clearly Now Ukraine Is Gone, stumbles through their doors. John Vorhaus, author of the Little Book on Stand Up, provides insight from his time in Russia as a contributing fake lawyer as they talk about Sid & Nancy, Krakatoa, Joust, the little book of anal cysts, a podcast slut, they lost their maps, turn Covid down, cat house, J.D. Salinger,...

A potential for real crime in a hole in the ground drives a brand new client to the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker while Greg and Matt tackle Ten Steps To Be A Spelunking Junkie. This client causes a lively discussion about Space Force, Alderon scabies, gleep glop, Jules Verne, the Burp Force, potholing, vaudevilleans, that chocolate habit, one slave in every bite, alien planet, Walt Disney World, Green Arrow, Richie Rich, a dog butler, Harvey Pekar, tweakers, try meth today,...

With Brendan still on sabbatical, it is up to the senior partners of the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker to take over new clients like Teddy Bear's Freedom Convoy and give them the best fake legal advice possible. Issues addressed were last responder, ringy dingy, Smokey and the Bandit, CB Savage, incredibly homophobic, Greg Evigan, fancy monkey, Clint Eastwood, ninjas, Gilligan's Island, cowboy hat, fun party night, catfishing truckers, give ya a lube job, alchemy, Justin Bear...

Current events overtake the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker when Joe Rogan's recent shenanigans cause him to inadvertently help the client, Is Joe Rogan Racist or A Big Stupid Dummy?, walk into the conference room. Paranormal romance and urban fantasy author Melissa Sercia stops by but does not offer legal advice while also helping out by discussing mental strobe lights, immortal billionaires, underbelly world, lots of sex, Anne Rice, robot vampires, Spock, Paul Bettany, Stephen...

On a drizzly Portland day, two behemoths square off under the restless eyes of the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker. This is a never before seen event as the client is MCU Vs. MC Hammer. While ensuring no low blows are enacted, they have a powerful discussion regarding Dynamic Hero U, self help, super team, X-Men, sleeping with a groundhog, the Falcon and Redwing, Peking duck, evil mastermind father, cookie puss, bug people, Wakanda, vibranium vibrators, Prostate Boy, Karen...

Things get mildly serious at the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker when trans activist and musician Ryan Cassata enters the conference room to discuss his new music and then delves into lizard people tracking nanobots, the Rothschilds, iTunes, trip hop, serving the community, only one in Long Island, Larry King, Dr. Drew, girlie toy, Matt's schizophrenic monologue, my gigantic nose, Tyra Banks, teachers bullying, sing about oppression, a music lawyer, Gandhi, naked drum circle,...

On a wet and dreary late afternoon, a ray of brightness shines itself into the conference room of the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker in the form of New York City-based singer/songwriter Luka James. Sadly, he was unable to transform into a guest faux lawyer yet still engaged with two of the three senior partners to discuss Critical Face Theory, Janeway, Planet of the Ernest Borgnines, mint julep, peanut gallery, bad rubbish, my inner self, cycle of life, a lot of authentic love,...

Venturing into international legal issues, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker obtain a client sought by none yet that has affected so many: Genocide Schmenocide. This client required Greg, Brendan and Matt to learn a little bit of history and then ignore that very same history as they ended up discussing Mr. Clean, mystical vision, Alex Jones, his head is so small, Uzbeks, SCTV, hillbillies of Russia, Israelstan, slavery is still legal, the peoples of the blacks, property of the...

Behold, trapped in a hellscape of their own invention, socially unaware old white men bound by the pretense of being fake lawyers yet knowing no law, no exquisite Latin terminology, they are inexplicably compelled to quibble over minutiae, squabble over triflings and bicker like those who value their backyards far too highly without even knowing the difference between an easement or an alleyway.  At this very moment, you have entered the heart of the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble &...

The Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble & Bicker kick off the new year and Season 4 with the incredibly famous Buzz Lightyear. Well, not really, it's just a pseudonym for a friendly cybersecurity expert but together all of them engage in all sorts of fake legalese like jolly scamps, Falco Manhattan, Slightly Flaccid, gender fluidity in rodents, duck blood, dubstep, taste the suffering, homeless wizard, Misfit Plant, Pong, Sea Hunt, Battle Zone, the jumping thing, public dick, heats up my...

On the cusp of the New Year, the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker watch two of the partners (Greg and Brendan) vacation for the final client of 2021, Our Fear In Review. Coming to the rescue are two guest co-counsels Sanchez El Dorado from Happy Hour News Team and Nick Taber from Movie Theater Time Machine. They proved capable at discussing at length many issues including fear, homemade whiskey, lucky idiot, Snoop Lion, Robert DeQueero, anxiety, Rhode Island, oblate, pizza loves me...

Milk and cookies have no place at the Law Offices of Quibble, Squabble and Bicker at the consultation of this week's client, I Saw Mommy Pegging Santa Claus, when two well-educated guest fake lawyers arrive to provide appropriate counseling. From the podcast B4USwipe, Dr. Kris Gowen and Dr. Lauren Lichty provide their unique perspectives on numerous important matters including catfish dancing, Gary Busey, Spuds McKenzie, peach seeds, wild crazy anarchists, love theme from Commie land, UB40,...