"Hello Smut, Darlings" Halle and her guest host Lex @thewellreadlex are back for part two of this special Sarah J Maas episode and diving into the best selling series and soon to be Hulu tv series A Court of Thorns and Roses. What do semen facials, mermaids, and tampons all have in common? Well... you're about to find out. Your hosts chat about their favorite book in the series, who the best bat boy is, and that deleted threesome scene that was a crime against humanity. **Spoiler Warning if you haven't read ACOTAR, look away** Let's talk about ACOTAR hot takes while we're at it: Azriel + Elain vs Azriel + Gwynn The Little Mermaid fan theory and canon mermaidsIs Tamlin redeemable? And those thoughts regarding our favorite gal Gwynn War time blow jobsIs Feyre the next Picasso... eehhh...Will Elain be evil? Who's dying?... because someone definitely is eventually. And that's not all: Halle and Lex talk about their top fan theory on what's to come for the SJM universe and if it ties into the planned crossover. **Please note: this is part two of the Sarah J Maas series episode. It picks up right where the ladies left off in part one. Although part one is specifically about Throne of Glass and part two is centered around ACOTAR, the ladies do discuss all of SJM's works, including Crescent City. If you have not read these series and do not want spoilers, it is advised to come back to listen once you have finished reading Throne of Glass, ACOTAR, and Crescent City.**