“So I like to listen to Ian tell his prison stories while I smoke meth out the pookie right before I stand in front of the mirror and stare myself in the eyes while telling myself how I’m the man and slow tug myself into a non toxic masculinity social justice warrior and then pour bleach onto my off loaded load on the floor since they only survive ten minutes after ejaculation I have to kill them quickly so they don’t suffer. As you read my ramblings of a lunatic (feveriously slow tugging’) I’m the shewoman with a meth boner. Have a nice semi hard erect day! Stay tuggin or be buggin. Just cause your paranoid don’t mean they ain’t watching. I wave and helicopter my junk.”
hmmm yea farout, wow via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
01/18/23