Poker is the devil's card game! Or is it that cards are the devils game? Either way, we're pretty sure that poker is bad for you. People lose money, , belongings, and their families because of their poker addictions. IT RUINS LIVES! Poker bad! Robert Padnick is a slave to it. Robert Padnick is a wonderful man known for his writing on the shows The Office, Man Seeking Woman, and Great News (which everyone should watch and support cuz Dan works there too). He was a joy to have on the show and...

Here we go guys. This is a big ol' subject with a lotta opinions to go around. But like, having kids gives your life MEANING, right? RIGHT!?!?! Naomi Ekperigin thinks... maybe not. Naomi Ekperigin is a standup comedian and a writer known for her work on Broad City and sharing a writer's room with Dan at Great News currently! Look up her standup. She is so goddamn funny, it's ridiculous. If you’ve got any questions, comments, or concerns about the current, past, or future Make Me Like It...

Sure, we've heard of camping, but LIVING outside?! You're kidding. What about bugs and sun and snakes and allergies and stuff? Well Melanie Hamlett has actually done it. A lot. Melanie Hamlett is a writer and storyteller known for her guest appearances on The Moth and RISK! storytelling podcasts. She has some amazing stories up her sleeve and tells them so well so please check out her website www.melaniehamlett.com to see for yourself! If you’ve got any questions, comments, or concerns about...

The Beach Boys are so f*****g lame. The beach, surfing, happy sunburned white boys singing in perfect harmony? And remember how John Stamos joined the band? What the hell was that? The Beach Boys are washed up and were never washed out in our opinion. But funny boy Scott Gairdner loves them for some reason. Scott Gairdner is a funny boy, as we mentioned before, is behind some of the best stuff on Funny or Die, wrote for Conan and most recently, Moonbeam City. Please check out vioobu.com and...

Two words: THE KEEPERS. I'm sure you've at least heard of the terrifying true crime Netflix documentary everyone is talking about these day that tells the story of what an impossible vortex of horror the Catholic church in Baltimore was and still is. We can all agree at least that the Catholic church is... problematic. And the queen of pointing out problematic issues is actually on our show today to DEFEND Catholicism: Langan Kingsley! Langan is a 6 foot 8, leggy, busty blonde. Just kidding....

Dunkin Donuts is another one of those chains that lost it's touch a long-ass time ago. The 1980s were obviously the heyday of Dunkin Donuts when their brown/orange/pink color scheme made sense and people actually wanted to see a depressing commercial where an old man toiled away at donut-making. These days, we don't have many nice things to say about Dunkin Donuts. What's to like? Kassia Miller is here to tell us. Kassia Miller is a writer and actor known for her award-winning pilot Imaginary...

If only eating plants is a good idea for human beings, then why do I have this row of insanely sharp front teeth? Oh, that's not normal? Oops. But seriously, humans are supposed to eat meat. Sure, Dan and I are vegetarians, but we still eat dairy and eggs and did we mention that Kelly is eating fish these days?? So what's so good about an entirely plant-based diet? Andrée Vermeulen is here to tell us! Andrée is a fantastic actress and writer who stars on TBS's Angie Tribeca as Dr. Monica...

Superheroes are a make believe thing that we as humans think we need to save us from bad guys. What bad guys? Donald Trump? I kid. But wouldn't that be cool if Barack Obama got drenched in some sort of ooze and he kicked a bunch of ass? Why do people think this is cool? Paul Scheer is gonna tell us. Paul Scheer is a buddy and amazing performer/writer/creator. Also, we found out in real time that he WRITES COMIC BOOKS. What can this man not do super well? Carpentry? Paul, can you build s**t...

Playing guitar at parties. Is there anything more annoying? Who the f**k does this guy think he is? And by the way, it’s ALWAYS a guy. Speaking of guys, Zack Poitras is here to talk about why playing guitar at parties is for some reason permissible???? Zack Poitras is a wonderful man with a creative and inventive spirit. He is the head writer at Funny or Die, was an Onion contributor for years, and can also be seen doing stuff on the UCB stage and walking his little doggy Bucket around Los...

Wow, talk about topical, amiright? The daily unfolding news about our current president draws more and more comparisons to ol' Tricky Dick and his undoing: Watergate. Seems like it's time to talk about Nixon. Who was he? Should we like him? WHAT'S HAPPENING? Jack Allison is here to shed some light on the subject. Jack Allison is a writer and smart man known for his hilarious Funny or Die sketches, Jimmy Kimmel Live!, and the 89th Annual Academy Awards. No, he did NOT write the part where La...

Collecting vinyl records might just be the biggest waste of time and space possible... next to collecting cassette tapes, I guess? They collect dust, they get warped, you have to play 'em on a record player. Vinyl was a level of hipsterdom that we never got into. What's the appeal? Andrew Steele, who has been both of our bosses at different times, is here to threaten to fire us if we don't change our minds! Former head writer of Saturday Night Live, Andrew Steele is behind so many amazing...

Britney Spears is ummm, not our favorite. She is a trashy blonde lady with a very strange throat-style voice who drives with her babies on her lap and works full-time in LAS VEGAS, people. Jen Statsky is here to change our minds! Jen Statsky is a writer AF, meaning she like writes on a bunch of very successful stuff and does a very good job at it! You can see her work on Broad City, Lady Dynamite, Parks and Recreation, and most recently, The Good Place! Speaking of shows, please keep watching...

Oh boy, where do we begin with 4chan? We don't really even know what it is other than the fact that it has to do with reddit? And conspiracy theories? The trolls of 4chan are probably reading this right now and there is nothing we can do to stop them from calling us a bunch of snowflake cuck JEWS. "Jew" is an insult on 4chan so that is a reason right there to hate it's guts. Jesus Loueesus can we just all agree that being racist sucks!? ANYWAY... Our nuts-as-hell friend Matt Klinman is also a...

In another Kelly likes it/Dan doesn't episode, we welcome Jon Beckerman to talk about the lame, dorky characters and comic books behind the new hit CW show, Riverdale. Why do two hot girls fight over this unattractive redhead so much? Why are Jughead's eyes always closed? Is comic book food appetizing? All of these questions and more are pondered in this episode! Jon Beckerman is an O.G. T.V. Man having worked in heyday-era Letterman and co-creating the successful NBC series, Ed. He's also...

This week we did a bit of a different format. We addressed the broad subject of being married with one of our favorite married couples, Tracey Wigfield and Adam Countee! What's their marriage like compared to ours? What was their wedding like compared to ours? Was their's better? WHY? For one, their wedding was covered by the G.D. New York Times... So like, I guess that's "better" than a wedding not being covered by anyone but a bunch of people's Instagrams that showed the extensive wreckage...

Oh wow, this is going to be a tough one. There is so much to dislike about Taylor Swift. She represents blonde mean girls everywhere, right? RIGHT? She's definitely stuck-up. Isn't she? Wait. Do we even know anything about this woman? Cass Bugge does. Cass Bugge is a wonderful actress who can be seen on The Brink and Kelly's favorite show ever: Transparent. She also co-hosts one of the best live shows in LA: American Town Hall. Please go and see this if you're ever in the area! We’ve started...

Apparently people camp for fun. Do mosquitoes, ticks, dirt, and rain sound fun though? I mean like, not to a total weirdo. Because we know weirdos like dirt and ticks. WE KNOW. Camping, or as we like to call it, pretending to live outside for a fews days, is dirty... and strange? Jen Tullock likes it. Jen Tullock is one of those people you meet and you're like, whoa where have you been? She's so talented and has a sense of familiarity to her voice that is just magical. She is a very talented...

Opera has been lost on us basically our entire lives. Opera is something to parody, to make fun of, to look at from afar and say "That seems very boring and strange." So why on earth is it so popular for some people? They have whole big fancy buildings dedicated to these performances! There must be some appeal, right Josh Ruben? "Right!" said Josh Ruben. Josh Ruben is truly one of the funniest humans I've ever seen. Please go and watch all of his old College Humor character videos. They are...

The Bachelor Season 21 just came to a close this week in perfect timing with our episode about it! But wow, what a horrible idea for a show. If we are being honest, we can see why people would want to watch it but the ethics behind it are... questionable. Getting married is a HUGE STEP, guys. We would know. But Lang Fisher LOVES The Bachelor and so do a ton of other weirdos so we will give it a whirl! Lang Fisher is a fantastic writer for The Onion and such shows as 30 Rock and The Mindy...

NoFap or No Fap or No Fapping or whatever the hell the boys on the 'net are calling it, is a non-masturbation movement. Is it religious? Is it just for men? Is it dumb? Probably. Don't people need to like, have an orgasm regularly? Isn't that what we've learned after hundreds of years of stifling our urges? Are you serious, George Kareman? George Kareman is a great ol' guy with many talents but is mainly known for his acting chops, his "Long Haired Businessmen" video series, and his Japanese...

Anime may have been a much bigger subject than we bargained for, we admit it. There are so many different aspects and facets to anime! But a lot of them are really boring, unoriginal, and often sexist. Anime is also really weird but we can't pretend that's a reason to dislike it. Hee-hee. Nate Fernald really wanted to talk about it with us today! Nate Fernald is a writer and buddy of ours who is known for The Pete Holmes Show, Six Degrees of Everything, and for his role as comedian Bart...

Death, Diabetes, and Squalor. This show has turned into a real sad doozy, huh? But we had to do it. This topic is too weird and who on earth "likes" squalor? Well I guess Sam West does. Sam West is a mythical and cool man who we've known and worked with for years. He was an Onion guy, worked on The Jack and Triumph Show, a bunch of other Adult Swim stuff, and is a writer on the new Comedy Central show, Jeff & Some Aliens! We'd like to congratulate Jonathan S. for winning the Hamburger...

Diabetes is an epidemic in the US. Many people have died or lost limbs to the disease. We don't know what else to say because our understanding of diabetes is pretty limited. But we were pretty sure that it was generally thought of as BAD. Someone thinks it's actually a beneficial thing and that person is Craig Rowin. Craig Rowin is a very talented writer and performer and a great ol' friend of ours. He stars in the Adult Swim show, Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell, wrote for The Jack and...

Make Me Like... DEATH? HAHAHA! Okay, dude... whatever you say. In all seriousness, death is awful. Everyone knows that. Joe Randazzo, are you evil? Joe Randazzo is NOT evil, you guys. I am using caps because I can't use italics on this thing for some reason. He's just a regular guy who happens to be very funny and talented, like most of the folks we have on this show. He was the editor-in-chief of The Onion, he is the head writer for @midnight, he wrote a movie for Funny or Die called "Donald...

What if you had to wear a big piece of plastic or metal on your face every day to see better? According to the top of my head, probably millions of Americans and even more human beings worldwide do this. Every. Day. Sounds like hell to us. But so many people do it? WHY? Amanda and Michael Klein might have an idea... Michael Klein is Dan Klein's brother. Weird right? They are both products of the same two people having sex. Actually that's pretty cool when you think about it. Sex is cool. B-)...