Episodes
Two weeks into the new season of Summer House, experienced vet Danielle Olivera returns to the show to chat about the state of things. She and Dylan go through some updates on her life and this year’s vibe, and then she talks about how she approaches filming after so many years. She gets into the status of her relationships with Lindsay and Carl, and talks about what other shows she’d like to appear on after making it through three seasons of Winter House. Learn more about your ad choices....
Published 03/04/24
Double reunion day is upon us, and Dylan has lots of thoughts, but first he shares the latest legal news on the Erika Jayne front—will we finally be getting courtroom couture? Then, he reacts to RHOBH, where Kyle’s insistence on keeping things private is starting to creep further into the show. Later, on the Miami front, Larsa has main character energy, but is that always a good thing? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Published 02/29/24
It’s Wednesday, and two very different—but equally troubling—items have come across Dylan’s desk. First, he dissects the newly-released teaser for The Valley, which looks like a show made for absolutely no one. Then, he gets into Leah McSweeney’s lawsuit against Bravo and Andy Cohen, and the particulars of her claim that are most shocking. Later, he recaps this week’s Vanderpump Rules, where the strange Tahoe vibes can’t hold a candle to Scheana and Brock’s swimsuit shop sparring match. Learn...
Published 02/28/24
Ahead of a RHOM reunion she can only describe as “chaotic,” MVP friend of Kiki Barth stops by the studio to catch up with Dylan. They discuss the major bones she’s had to pick with Lisa and Larsa this season, and why she feels like she’s finally accomplishing what she set out to do when she joined the show. Later, she discusses where she’d like to go in future seasons, and how the group has changed since her first season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Published 02/26/24
Hot on the heels of this season’s Summer House premiere, the OG boys stop by the studio to chat with Dylan about their wild journey over the years. Carl and Kyle discuss the ups and downs of the relationship (both personal and professional), and how their very unique experiences have shaped them. Of course, Carl also gets into his breakup with Lindsay, and how he expects audiences to respond to this season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Published 02/23/24
It's double finale day, and Dylan wastes no time sharing his thoughts on how Kyle and Mauricio's long-awaited separation storyline was handled on RHOBH. Kyle still isn't in the mood to divulge any details, meanwhile Mo has apparently given his most interesting info to Netflix instead of Bravo. Rude! Later, he recaps some RHOM highlights, and previews what to expect from both reunions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Published 02/22/24
On today’s episode, Dylan chats with the iconic Parvati Shallow about all things Traitors, and why she finally said yes to doing a show other than Survivor. Earlier in the episode, Dylan recaps his night seeing Ariana Madix on Broadway, and then turns his attention to Tom Sandoval’s shocking New York Times profile. Then, he shares some thoughts on this week’s Vanderpump Rules. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Published 02/21/24
It’s Thursday, which means a double recap of Miami and Beverly Hills, and Andy’s Girls host Sarah Galli returns to the show to help Dylan chat through it all. First, they unpack the current state of RHOA in the wake of the Porsha news, and who’s not going to get a call. Later, they discuss Larsa’s handling of the Michael Jordan situation, and how they’re feeling about finally seeing Kyle and Mauricio’s separation play out on TV. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Published 02/15/24
Dylan is back for another week of Vanderpump Rules, but before getting into it, there’s some breaking news that needs breaking down. Teresa’s hubby Louie is getting sued along with Bo Dietl, and the details are bleak. Also, Porsha is returning to RHOA, but what does that mean for the rest of the cast? Finally, Dylan pivots back to VPR, where Tom Sandoval is busy filming with randos while Scheana fights the urge to flip flop. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Published 02/14/24
After a tiring night of football and Bravo news, Dylan starts with an honest plea for more Bravolebs in Super Bowl commercials. Then, he moves to the big story of the day: the seeming breakup between Larsa and Marcus. Five words: GET THE CAMERAS TO MIAMI! Later, he heaps praise upon Sandra’s gameplay on The Traitors, and has some harsh words for another player in the castle. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Published 02/12/24
Dylan is joined by Betches’ own Amanda Duberman, who kicks things off with some unsettling comparisons between the state of democracy and the Real Housewives franchise. Moving right along, they dive into a recap of this week’s RHOBH, where the Barcelona trip ends on a decidedly “meh” note. They try to get to the bottom of Kyle’s rollout strategy for her marital problems, and debate whether her friendship with Dorit is a worthwhile storyline. Later, they recap a while episode of RHOM, where...
Published 02/08/24
Dylan kicks off today’s episode with the latest news on Kyle and Morgan’s bizarre relationship, and another update in the Kim Zolciak saga of brokeness. From there, it’s time for a Vanderpump Rules recap, and Tom Sandoval is back in the picture (yayyyyyy). It’s a decent episode, but Dylan has some existential questions about where the show is headed, and how it’s any different from the upcoming spin-off, The Valley. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Published 02/07/24
Lots of people won at the Grammys this weekend, but Housewives fans lost big, with Kandi Burruss announcing her departure from RHOA after 14 seasons. On today’s episode, Dylan breaks down the current state of Housewives casting disrepair, from RHOA’s extended pause to RHONY’s confusing rumors (and whether the Countess even knows she’s coming back). Later, it’s a recap of RHOP, which is struggling for any sign of life in the back half of the season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit...
Published 02/05/24
Dylan is back in the studio to recap Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Miami, but first, he reacts to a shocking development in the Bravo podcast landscape. When will Teddi Mellencamp be satisfied?? From there, he gets into RHOBH’s bizarre Barcelona trip, where Annemarie’s flop era continues, Erika gives an iconic performance, and Sutton’s freak flag can finally fly (like ashes in the wind). Later, he pivots to RHOM, where Lisa’s comments have Larsa and Kiki at a breaking point. Learn more...
Published 02/01/24
The day has finally arrived: Vanderpump Rules is back for season 11, and Dylan is back to recap the premiere with Sam Bush. They share their takes on the latest episode, including their thoughts on Lala’s olive branch, why they’re dreading Sandoval’s return, and how Schwartz should proceed. Later, they discuss their predictions for the season and whether or not they’re feeling optimistic about it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Published 01/31/24
Leva Bonaparte, fresh off of one chaotic Bravo season and in the midst of another, returns to the podcast to debrief on all the Charleston mess. She shares her perspective on why Southern Hospitality is really clicking in its second season, and what it means to see rising ratings on both of her shows. She discusses navigating her tricky role as a boss on and off the show, and why she’s happy to receive fewer midnight texts. Later, she chats through some of the biggest dramas on this season of...
Published 01/29/24
Dylan is joined by Betches cofounder Sami Sage for a deep dive on the dynamics at play this season on RHOBH. They unpack Annemarie’s questionable approach to joining the show, and why Crystal’s alleged insults really aren’t that bad. They also chat through Kyle’s ~life journey~ and where this season ranks overall. Earlier in the episode, they catch up on the RHOSLC reunion, and break down an exciting RHOC filming update. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Published 01/25/24
Dylan is back for one more RHOSLC recap this season, breaking down the epic third part of the reunion. First, he unpacks the news that Monica will not be returning to the show next season, and why it’s ultimately probably a good thing. Back at the reunion, Angie makes a strong case for herself, while Monica struggles to find the right tone, and even Andy isn’t having it. Heather also closes the loop on Black Eye-gate, but is everyone satisfied with her apologies? Learn more about your ad...
Published 01/24/24
Dylan is back with a solo episode, which he begins with a complete rundown of all the Ls Annemarie has taken over the RHOBH esophagus debacle. Has anyone ever flopped harder? Then, he reacts to the news about the latest Vanderpump Rules spinoff, which looks like a true crime series in the making. Later, he dives into this season of The Traitors, and examines how the non-Bravo players might be underestimating the Housewives. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Published 01/22/24
Between Married to Medicine and The Traitors, Phaedra Parks has never been more booked and busy, but on today’s episode she stops by the studio to chat with Dylan about it all. They get into Phaedra’s two-decade journey with reality TV, and why M2M felt like the right opportunity years after departing RHOA. Phaedra breaks down the dynamics of the Married to Med cast, then shares the hectic process of joining The Traitors. Between these two projects, she also shares her views on accepting...
Published 01/18/24
On today’s episode, Dylan is joined by Miami housewife and three-peat Mention It All guest Dr. Nicole Martin. It’s a new season, and they’ve got a whole new set of topics to dive into, starting with WTF happened at Nicole’s Mamacita Luncheon. She discusses navigating tricky relationships with the Miami OGs, and why she’s hoping for some new women to hang out with next season. She also opens up about the unexpected loss of her father, expecting a second child, and how the show has changed her...
Published 01/17/24
To cap off a busy week, Dylan is back for a solo episode that starts with the latest Tres Amigas updates. Then, he turns his attention to the RHOSLC reunion, where Monica’s post-finale still seems a bit muddled. Does she even want to salvage her spot on the show? Later, Dylan recaps this week’s RHOBH, with a focus on Annemarie’s weird obsession with Sutton, and Kyle’s heartfelt moments with Morgan. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Published 01/11/24
 It’s a new year, and a new Lisa! On today’s episode, RHOM star Lisa Hochstein returns to the studio to chat with Dylan about everything that’s gone down this season. She shares her current mindset about her divorce, and the frustration of how the women have handled it this season. She also breaks down the chaos of the Mother’s Day brunch, and how she navigates her friendships with some complicated ladies. Later, she teases what’s still to come this season, and her exciting business...
Published 01/10/24
Still reeling from Vanderpump Rules’ tragic loss at the Emmys, Dylan hits the studio with fellow Bravo socialite (ew) Gibson Johns. They get into the burgeoning feud between the former Tres Amigas ladies, and what it might signal about the next season of RHOC. Then, they discuss the recently concluded season of RHUGT, and why it only sort of worked. From there, they go long on this season of RHOP, which returned from the holiday break to little acclaim. Finally, they diagnose the problems of...
Published 01/08/24
As the whirlwind first week of the year continues, Dylan is joined by Samantha Bush to recap the latest happenings around the Bravoverse. They have updates on Monica’s whole… situation, featuring a leaked video that calls her entire personal storyline into question. They discuss why her tactics threaten the whole framework of Real Housewives, and where we go from here. Then, they pivot to this week’s new episodes of RHOM and RHOBH, where things are (slightly) less chaotic than RHOSLC. Learn...
Published 01/04/24