We're staying with alternate ancient history Sci-Fi this week as we talk a film that pays the utmost respect to it's source material with 1993's "Super Mario Bros.". It's 30 years old, there's a new Mario film and it's a childhood favourite for Mono & Ciara. So grab your incredibly important plumbing tools and devolve with this rant about Lizard Trump & Kreepy Koopa, going all in with the plumber angle, an eggy antichrist, the stupidity of the smart talker trope, behind the scenes madness, Lance Henriksen's win-win and why "I have a van" is rarely a good pick up line. Find us on Twitter @rantsmono or send your own rants to [email protected]