We're taking a trip back to the early days of the internet this week. It's message boards, dial-up and rollerblades as we Hack the Planet with 1995's cyberpunk classic "Hackers". So if you wanna be elite, you'd better listen to this rant about holding up remarkably well, giving yourself nicknames, knowing real life Mr The Plague's, Freak & Cereal being just the best, Kate being an Acid Bitch, skateboards meaning you're old, Homing from Work and the top three things to scream out a squad car window. Find us on Twitter: @rantsmono, Instagram: MonoRants_The_Boys or send your own rants to [email protected]