Either an ancient god, or what happens to the dairy section two years after the apocalypse hits your local grocery store.

The twin brother that Azathoth never calls.

Just a cthonian on his grind, shooting for the top, unaware that the elitists in management think poorly of him because of his name.

Indistinguishable from a sewer gas leak.

Just because you know the name, doesn't mean there's a lot to say.

God is on the radio.

There's no difference between a very good wizard and the god of wizards.

It's papa Saddler with the potty tentacle.

Fewer stars and mothers are involved than you'd expect, but way more boats.

A worm that got so big it became the boss, but maybe not the god.

Accompanied by the Keeper of the Microfiber Cloth.

The backwards knees help him f**k good.

We got him from England as part of the avatar exchange program.

Mother's day is quite the undertaking.

Move over, Simon.

I'd go to great lengths if a cool hat was involved.

Your first mistake was forgetting about Pig Man.

He's a great host, but don't piss him off unless you want your rug to be more nutritious.

I'd call it a walking adventure hook if it wasn't a worm.

Center around the proboscis.

Don't be a sap.

Jesus Christ, Marie, it's a mineral.

The original Dust Man. Eat me, Mega Man 4!

Don't waste your bucket brigade on this guy.

One plausible explanation for why there are three episodes of MIMP per week.