This episode brought to you by the People’s Republic of China. Thank you, Mr. Secretary General for sponsoring this content. Matt Cummins brings you pulp horror just in time for Halloween with “Invasion of the Slorchers,” an adolescent battle against sexy plant zombie-vampires. “Invasion of the Slorchers” follows MP004 – “Two-Sided Sarah” and MP014 – “Return to Burnwood,” though neither is strictly required to enjoy today’s story. If you love Monster Porn, be sure to subscribe on your favorite podcast app and leave a review! Every little bit helps Monster Porn grow! Keep it unreal, monsterbators!