If you had to explain school shootings to an alien, what would you say? Monster Porn: Weird Fiction & Horror Podcast presents “Pastoress: the Hesychast” by Bret Norwood. The cassocked killer from beyond the stars returns to face a more terrestrial sort of horror in this Lovecraftian meditation on mass murder. Stay tuned, because Pastoress will return soon to continue the story of Naomi’s struggle against the darkness of Ota Asenash. Meanwhile, returned from Dinosaur Erotica Island, Bret and Matt meet Algore the Barbarian and the Maniaking of a new post-apocalypse Hot Earth. If you’re a hardcore monsterbator, make sure you’re subscribed and be sure to leave Monster Porn a review on Apple Podcasts! It only takes a minute and helps us stay on the charts and recommendations. Go despoil the Monster Porn Store at monsterPornPodcast.com/store, where you can find the “Moms Love Monster Porn” mug, the “Godspeed, Strange Cowboy” t-shirt, and other Christmas presents for the inlaws. Jesse White’s Strange Adventures Kickstarter: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/greendevilproperties/strange-adventures-comic-magazine/description Music:“The Zahir [Monster Porn theme]” by Bret Norwood“Ravens [Pastoress theme]” by Bret Norwood“Majestic Hills” by Kevin MacLeod – CC-BY. (http://incompetech.com/)