With Matt out for Thanksday weekend, Bret goes rogue with the super short horror story “A Text in the Dark.” Ever get a text from a wrong number and then get murdered by a creep? I hate it when that happens. Thanks for listening, monsterbators! Sorry for announcing my own name four or five times in twelve minutes. I swear I’m not that full of myself. Well, wait, if I wasn’t full of myself who would I be full of?! If you enjoy horror fiction, weird fiction, bizarro, thrillers, etc. be sure to subscribe to Monster Porn for your fix, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts! It only takes a minute and helps us out a great deal! Hit up the Monster Porn Store at monsterpornpodcast.com/store. Are you a weird writer? We’re open for bonus episode submissions! See monsterpornpodcast.com/submissions for details. Thanks, and godspeed! Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram! @monsterPr0n Bret’s Twitter and Instagram: @bretnorwood