Matt Cummins brings you body horror in today’s feature, “The Battle of the Bulge!” Max isn’t convinced about his wife Lizzie’s desire to have another kid. He also isn’t sure about the squat little fertility goddess she’s placed on the nightstand and to which the kids have mysteriously decided to start leaving offerings…Warning: this episode is graphic! It starts with homegrown c-cups and ends with a homemade c-section today on Monster Porn! But first, Matt continues to drag Bret and Puggles on his quest to Stephen King’s Maine estate, a saga which began in MP045 and which brings them today to the town of Derry. Thanks for listening, monsterbators! Be sure you’re subscribed, and if you can spare a minute leave us a review on Apple Podcasts. Your support allows us to keep doing what we do! You can also check out the Monster Porn Store at https://monsterpornpodcast.com/store Are you a weird writer? Monster Porn is open to short bonus episode submissions! https://monsterpornpodcast.com/submissions Godspeed!