Our hot dogs blessed the Diamondbacks and cursed our own teams, predictions for the NFL Draft, Russell Wilson is being lame again but in a kind way, Gronk broke the Lombardi Trophy, Zeke Elliott got a tattoo of his face on his leg but it doesn’t look like him (+worst tattoos we've ever seen), Darren Rovell got dunked on by LSU gymnastics, CBS will broadcast the WNBA, Dabo vs BK: who you got?, NHL playoffs: Canada still sucks at hockey and Vegas got screwed by the refs, Damian Lillard saved the Blazers and a meme was born. UNPROTECTED SEGS: Some Personal News: Charlotte went to Easter with Jess’s family, we review Chicago, we love the Bean, Agro Facts: beans, Underrated: beans, Danny Amendola’s Instagram account is cancelled, the new Jeopardy guy is definitely sports, Unofficial Official Mike Trout Fan Club: wedding edition, Patriot of the Week: Everyone working at gate E11 at O’Hare, A Game of Thrones Recap, and we consider dipping our toes in the Avengers waters (let’s yeet this wheat)