Episodes
This week, Jess and Charlotte are in Atlanta for the Super Bowl! This week’s news includes, getting to Atlanta, does Pat Patriot have to go to a special mascot doctor? Bon Jovi and Lin Manuel-Miranda hung out, Jimmy Haslam wants to be a football guy, Derek Carr vs. Stephen A. Smith in the octagon? Maori Davenport should play ball, the NHL All-Star skills challenge was awesome, Rhonda Rousey has a message about her reproductive organs A special report live from Media Night!  Unprotected...
Published 01/29/19
NFC Championship game: Was Jimmy Buffett trolling us with The National Anthem?, two super moons: the actual moon and Michael Thomas’s butt, the Saints were screwed over, what's up with Todd Gurley and the Rams? The Pats won so get ready to hate Charlotte for two weeks, Jess hops on the Pats bandwagon to try to make them lose, overtime rules should be like college football, Tony Romo shouldn't be a head coach, what foods represent both Super Bowl teams?, Maroon 5 super fans, Kyrie wanted us to...
Published 01/22/19
If the Patriots and Saints meet in the Super Bowl (2:39), who will Atlanta fans hate more?, our thoughts on stadiums with roofs, Aqib Talib didn’t get the memo that we cancelled swearing last week, Sean McVay is now the youngest coach to win a playoff game  = the new Chris Hogan played lacrosse, Kyler Murray can do whatever he wants (13:58), our NFL conference championship predictions (18:28), TOO SOON, CODY PARKEY! (21:04), head coaching rumors and also we’re a Jeff Fisher podcast now...
Published 01/15/19
Clemson destroyed Alabama in the National Championship and Jess is thrilled (0:56), Imagine Dragons sucks and Char’s first CD she ever bought is really embarrassing (7:01), we trolled a Bama fan on the streets of Nashville last weekend (13:15), NFL Playoffs: the double doink heard round the world (13:47), our playoff predictions (27:39), the Timberwolves fired Thibs and want to hire Fred Hoiberg (lol) (30:09), Trevor Bauer is harassing a random woman on Twitter and where is the Indians PR...
Published 01/08/19
We review all the Bowls (4:31), Bevo attacked Uga, Urban Meyer’s last game, UCF’s streak ended, A bunch of blowouts happened, the Winter Classic was beautiful (15:59) and Jim Cornelison is the GOAT, BLACK MONDAY and coaches’ eulogies (18:36), LeBron almost ruined Christmas (24:47), is Clemson the Clintons? The College Football Playoff, the Antonio Brown saga (29:22).  Unprotected Segs: Jess went to the Cotton Bowl (42:04), we Call Deb (36:03), Santa Clara National Championships are canceled...
Published 01/02/19
Charlotte and Jess rank their favorite things from 2018: All the Lids in Mall of America (4:21), Summer of Ovi (8:55), JR threw a bowl of soup (10:29), Elizabeth Swaney did no tricks at the Olympics (11:24), World Cup own goals (12:43), Monday Night Football (13:26), Tiger won a tournament! (16:35), Gritty was born (18:57), Jess loves Boujee (20:25), and our favorite sports teams were good?! (22:03). We answer questions sent in by listeners (23:29), including questions about our friends...
Published 12/24/18
We address Carrie Underwood debacle, Steelers beat the Patriots in the MVP Bowl (13:27), the Chargers’ Stadium name change (21:25), the Bears made the playoffs??? (24:00), What would we name our bowl game? (27:05), you can’t just make up nicknames Danny Ainge (31:04), Tommy Hawk beat up a fan (33:33), Maroon 5...yikes (36:07), Marlins Man got ahead of the story and Charlotte tells us her Marlins Man story (38:45), the most confusing trade of the NBA season (43:30). Segments: True Gritty...
Published 12/18/18
A quick story about how Charlotte has messed up on our trip to L.A. followed by NEWS, coldest to warmest: Hugh Freeze’s junk-filled press conference (3:48), Cris Collinsworth’s Sunday Night Football outfit was après-ski chic and we want it (5:55), The Heisman Ceremony left a lot to be desired (8:20), the Packers fired a coach for a bad but not terrible tweet (13:17), Jerry Jones puts pieces of his soul into his players-turned-broadcasters (14:41), there’s so much drama in Pittsburgh that Jess...
Published 12/11/18
We rank this week’s news completely arbitrarily in honor of the college football playoff committee: The four hour-long Selection Sunday show made absolutely no sense (3:26), Conference Championship games (7:13), Philly Special sucks (17:04), the Bears lost to the Giants and NFL coaches swore up a storm, we address the recent domestic violence issues in the NFL (22:39), Brett Favre still can’t use a cell phone (25:37), Fred Hoiberg and Mike McCarthy got fired (26:25), Gritty made a half-court...
Published 12/04/18
We rank the news as to how stressful it was: Gritty took over last week (2:46), The Thanksgiving NFL games were perfect for Thanksgiving (5:57), Tiger vs Phil was...not great, Bob! (9:26), The Steelers and Pats made us nervous (14:27), Baker Mayfield and Hue Jackson were awkwardly reunited (18:58), the Celtics aren’t great (23:40), college football rivalry week was everything we hoped it would be and more (Gatorade showers, fights on the sideline, etc.) (23:41), and Notre Dame had a perfect...
Published 11/27/18
We rank this week’s news by how thankful we are for it: Matt Patricia is a hardo (1:54), Condoleeza Rice isn’t going to the Browns but she could’ve? (3:08), Golden State is imploding (5:52), thank god Le’Veon’s Steeler’s saga is over (7:59), we LOVED Monday Night Football (10:54), Thanksgiving weekend is the best sports weekend of the entire year (20:47), Gritty put a kid in the penalty box (23:34), and the Notre Dame vs. Syracuse game was the best day of our lives (24:48) UNPROTECTED SEGS:...
Published 11/20/18
This week in news we have Hue Jackson is Dwight Schrute (2:05), why are there still Jets fans (4:48), Tom Brady’s tree legs (6:52), Le’Veon Bell drama unfolds (8:17), Jimmy Butler becomes a 76er (12:27), we talk hockey fans (15:22), Jess has an opinion about Mike Leach (16:33), Northwestern somehow is in the B1G Championship (19:59), Cody Parkey is a millionaire (20:11), Tide Pods (21:42), and Halle Berry/Jared Goff news (23:20) In segments we induct Mike Vrabel to the Petty Hall of Fame...
Published 11/13/18
This week on MVP... Le’Veon Bell bids "fairwell" (2:29), Nick Mullens gets twitter verified (5:41), A debate over the Rodgers vs. Brady debate (8:17), the college football playoff rankings (17:32), we rebuke a whole lot of hot takes (22:07), and day light savings time (29:39) Jess tells a gross dinner story (35:23), Charlotte acts fancy, Aunt Char gives marriage advice (43:02), we Call Deb (50:42), award our MVPMVP (59:15) and of course Jess rants about Notre Dame (1:01:50)
Published 11/06/18
This week on MVP, we discuss a disturbing trend in Buffalo (3:58), why Gregg Williams is Billy Zane (6:52), how Todd Gurley pissed off everyone (11:26), FitzMAGIC (13:09), Chad Kelly (RIP) (17:34), Jon Gruden’s sins (21:00), Sandy Koufax’s resemblance to Bill Nye (23:54), the World Series (25:21), Brian Kelly’s magical meme (28:50) SEGMENTS: Fergie’s ex-husband’s feud with Golden State (32:43), halloween costumes (36:23), mice (39:09), call Deb (41:48), True Gritty Chapter 2 (47:41), is...
Published 10/30/18
EPISODE ONE IS HERE! Charlotte and Jess talk about how cringe-y Monday Night Football is (3:48), how every athlete's family is messing up their life on social media (10:47), will Charlotte survive a Red Sox World Series? (12:02), NFL's Week 7, being too hungover for Tom Rinaldi (17:31), has climate change come for college football? (20:22), how old sports twitter is, what the hell Tom Brady is doing on Instagram (RIP Croc) (25:03), if the gang can save the Marlins home run structure (26:53)....
Published 10/23/18
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Published 10/16/18