This week on Dark Guidance, we join Chris, Brian and Errien as we recover from our various Real Life Mishaps to bring a podcast welcoming our new Steamforged Overlords and go into on how to survive in our turbulent modern world. Specifically involving how to survive getting shot in the face by lists that may or may not feature cybernetically enhanced pigs with chain guns. We discuss how YOU TOO can become a part of the problem and Carver Ultimus' ever growing empire and spend entirely too much talking about Sharknado and Brinebloods in general. Apologies and Enjoy!