“Hey dudes. I found this podcast a couple weeks ago and I’ve totally been bingeing it to see how this story ends! I mean, I know it already happened to me, but I didn’t know so many people were invested in this. It’s . . . kind of creepy how much “the fandom” knows about this. Stan said Dipper was following us around with a camera all summer, but I didn’t know there was gonna be, like, a whole podcast on it. This “fandom” needs to get a new hobby. Like, Mabel showed me this awesome musical named Hamilton . . . did you know that Alexander Hamilton is on the ten-dollar bill? Pretty sure she just thinks Lin What’s-His-Face is cute.
{Dipper over his shoulder: Get back on topic. Ella literally sang a song from Hamilton in a Smith impression. Soos: Oh yeah! Sorry dude, I forgot. That was so cool! Back to the review.}
But I digress. You dudes are great at podcasting - you have a really cool take on the world. I tried a podcast once, it, um . . . It didn’t go well. Oh, that reminds me! Who’s this Alex guy? He seems interesting.
{Dipper: This is getting really long. You gotta wrap this up or no one will read it.}
Okay, dudes, this is Soos signing off! . . . Oh. I guess it’s not a surprise who I am anymore.
Bye!”
Pseudonym Krebs via Apple Podcasts ·
United States of America ·
03/28/22