Episodes
Jason Smith was the CEO of Starburns Audio, the reason New Player Has Joined got made, and one of the best people the world ever made. In honor of his life we're re-releasing his episode. Jason, wherever you are, we hope there's plenty of BBQ and Crazy Taxi for you. Thank you for everything, buddy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Published 03/30/21
If you're looking to point and click your way to a good joke, this one's for you. Keith and Jesse explore The Secret of Monkey Island in all its slapstick glory. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Published 03/26/21
Keith and Jesse talk about WWII video games, and how WWII actually went down. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Published 03/24/21
Keith and Jesse discuss the new Justice League movie and try to figure out what drives good movies. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Published 03/22/21
Keith and Jesse struggle to remember a famous actor's name for a long time. It's not the bulk of the show, but it's definitely part of the show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Published 03/19/21
Keith and Jesse explore the other dimensional world of Shaq Fu. Will there be basketball? No, somehow not even a little. It makes zero sense. But will there be sub-par fighting mechanics? Absolutely. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Published 03/17/21
Keith and Jesse explore times when plot trips up video games, and Jesse is fully into Persona 5 Strikers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Published 03/15/21
Jump into your nicest cardboard box because it's time to get confusing! Keith and Jesse explore the 5th installment in the Metal Gear series, Phantom Pain. Is this game incredible? 100%. Is this game a complete mess? 100%. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Published 03/12/21
Keith talks about his surgery and Jesse talks about Persona 5 Strikers. Not at the same time. That would be terrible. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Published 03/10/21
Keith and Jesse talk about the covid-19 relief bill and why we're all in the same place we were six months ago. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Published 03/08/21
Keith and Jesse talk about surgery, bunkers, and conspiracy theories. The three are not related. Or are they... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Published 03/05/21
It's one of the most difficult games ever created, and somehow it's still fun as hell. Keith and Jesse talk about the NES and arcade classic Contra, including why it's named Contra. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Published 03/03/21
Keith and Jesse talk about the first ever New Player Smash Bros. Tournament! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Published 03/01/21
Keith and Jesse talk about how dogs are getting stolen. There's more to it, but like, damn. Dogs are getting stolen! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Published 02/26/21
Oh you thought video games weren't physically demanding? Well welcome to the world of Dance Dance Revolution - the arcade dance game that took the early 2000's by storm. Keith and Jesse talk about the DDR world and how they're terrible at this game. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Published 02/24/21
Keith and Jesse talk about different states. That's kind of it. But like, it's fun. You'll see. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Published 02/22/21
Keith and Jesse talk about the new sandbox games they've been playing, and why shacks by the sea are acceptable living quarters. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Published 02/19/21
WWII media is everywhere, but that doesn't mean a WWII game can't be special. Keith and Jesse explore Medal of Honor: Underground and take a look at how insane war is. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Published 02/17/21
Keith and Jesse are looking at life in LA right now. It's... different. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Published 02/15/21
Keith and Jesse talk about a new indie title and an old Triple-A title. All gaming in this one. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Published 02/12/21
Keith and Jesse check in on the political news. You get it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Published 02/10/21
Denim shorts and no shirt? It's gotta be Playstation's favorite mascot. Keith and Jesse discuss Crash Bandicoot and try to figure out why we were all obsessed with humanoid animals for 10 years. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Published 02/08/21
Keith and Jesse talk about the sadder side of wrestling, and how the Golden Globes are not great. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Published 02/05/21
Keith and Jesse discuss Marvel movies, character development, and probably even a third thing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Published 02/03/21
Some games are difficult. Some games are nearly impossible. Only one game is Battletoads. Keith and Jesse look back on the unexpected NES classic that made rage quitting cool. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Published 02/01/21