This week two beautiful immaculate women judge a book by its MFing cover and rate perfumes according to their outsides. Listen along as our little aesthetes share the frags they bought just for the bottle and discuss whether the juice inside stacks up. The GuGu dolls review a Patti LaBelle perfume, ponder a desexualized scent, sniff a frag that smells like Fun Stripe gum, and reveal an iconic Billy Madison bottle. All that plus Chloe's indecent Uber proposal, Maddie's run-in with a pre-Instagram reality star and an answer to the eternal question: are perfume bottles just vaginas by another name? Fragrances Discussed: Mugler Alien Opium by Yves Saint Laurent Paloma Picasso Aromatics Elixir by Clinique CK One by Calvin Klein Laguna by Salvador Dali Pink Sugar by Aquolina Mugler Angel Lolitaland by Lolita Lempicka Tihota by Indult Victoria Secret Bare Vanilla Nemat Vanilla Musk Relique D'Amour by Oriza L Legrand Drakkar Noir Grenade Solinotes Attaquer le Soleil Marquis De Sade by Etat Libre D'Orange Jean Paul Gaultier La Belle Akro Smoke Lamp Black by Fzotic Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.