Big day here at Nose Candy HQ: this week the gals are joined by none other than writer, comedian and podcast luminary Lara Marie Schoenhals! Lara, a lifelong perfume enjoyer and iconic candlehead, sat down with Chloe and Maddie to chat about a 90s perfume standby, Gap Grass. Listen in as the gals discuss the difference between mowed astroturf and sexy meadows, the intersection of vagina frags and piss perfume, and (of course) debate the pheromone myth. Want to smell like a grass merkin? What about the Pirates of the Caribbean ride? A kermit core summer salad? Grab your fig leaves and launder your loincloths fragheads because this week the gals are going au natural. Want more Lara Marie Schoenhals? Listen to her brilliant and hilarious podcasts Too Niche and Sexy Unique Podcast and follow her @Larzmarie on Twitter and Insta.  Fragrances Discussed: Papier d'Armenie Rose candle Bath and Body Works golden honeycomb candle Pasta Water by DS & Durga candle Gap Grass Gap Dream CK One by Calvin Klein Versace Red Jeans Escada Tropical Punch Axe body spray Chloe by Chloe Mugler Angel Mugler Alien Viktor and Rolf Flowerbomb Marc Jacobs Man Eau D'Issey for Men Eau D'Issey for Women Bruno Acampora Musc Bruno Acampora Young Hearts Etat Libre D'Orange Jasmine et Cigarette Abda Al Qadr candle by Cire Trudon Relique D'Amour by Oriza L Legrand Andrea Maack Coven Akro Ink Akro Smoke Akro Bake Molecule 01 by Escentric Molecules Tom Ford White Suede Byredo Super Ceder DS & Durga Debaser DS & Durga I Don't Know What Etat Libre D'Orange Ghost in the Shell Byredo M/Mink Byredo Pulp Trudon II by Trudon Diptyque Philosykos Diptyque Olene Parfums MDCI Invasion Barbare Demeter Grass Irish Spring soap Drakkar Noir Dove soap REPLICA Bubble Bath by Maison Margiela Etat Libre D'Orange You or Someone Like You Animalique Byredo Etat Libre D'Orange Tom of Finland Etat Libre D'Orange Like This Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.