The gang talks about selling merch on the road, Dan decides love is torture and Nikki learns about Cock Hero.

Nikki makes fun of Dan for trying to be a good person, Dan makes fun of Nikki for having trouble accepting a compliment and everyone makes fun of Brian for trying to learn how to dance.

Dan discusses his parent's separation, Nikki tests her Australian accent and at the end everyone talks about aliens.

Nikki opens up about her eating disorder only to have Dan interrupt to talk about swimming and Comedy Central Executive Gary Mann pops in to talk about seeing Nikki for the first time.

Special guest, the super famous Australian Andy Lee, joins the show to talk about getting stung by bullet ants, dressing up like a sloth and making a Lavasagna. Plus Dan manages to hurt his back in the most pathetic way possible.

Nikki calls out some pervs, Dan falls down in the bathroom, and we learn about getting angry.

Nikki watches porn with her boyfriend, Dan dances by himself in the corner and we all learn Nikki likes the same music as a girl who just got her first period.

Nikki talks about being propositioned for threesomes, Dan talks about his unwieldy butt hole and we all have a nice laugh about one of the writer's clothing choices.

Nikki talks about fainting on stage in 2007, Dan talks about pleasing a woman in bed and everyone's coolness gets rated.

This week, Nikki and Dan discuss holding babies, girls with height standards and Dan learns he's not that important to his therapist.

Kato Kaelin, famed witness of the OJ Simpson Trial, stops by to discuss sweatpants, celebrity run-ins and his take on The People v. OJ Simpson. Also, Dan is there.

Nikki delves into her gross medical infatuations, Dan discusses a run-in with a character from the OJ Trial and we play clips from Dan's break-out role in a 2014 Super Bowl commercial.

Nikki and Dan talk about Dan's battle with addiction, they figure out Dan's ideal type and Orange Soup gets a new angle.

Dan talks about masturbating for the very first time, Nikki reveals the secret to trolling creeps in AOL chat rooms and at the end everyone tries to say something nice.

This week, Dan's dad gets hit by a car, Nikki talks about how flying to Thailand is not the best time to meet your boyfriend and how you should just ignore what anyone says on the Internet.

Nikki figures out who in the studio has done anal, Dan gets beef for spilling soup on his crotch and we figure the only way involving your dad in sex can be hot.

Nikki and Dan discuss the joys of talking s**t about people, Dan accidentally pets his dick in front of a co-worker, and the gang plays another rousing round of Orange Soup.

Nikki talks about being burp-shamed by her mom, Dan gets a depressing hand job at a massage parlor, and we find out which comedians might be better than Dan at playing the game "Orange Soup."

Periods Are Bad: Nikki and Dan discuss using periods at the end of a text, how to be a good friend, and break new ground in the realm of chlamydia geometry.