Geoffs, have you or someone you know been injured by an umbrella? Statistically speaking….probably! Spencer will explain. Afterwards Madison is ditching the victorian era to tell us a crazy tale from the Georgian era that’ll have you screaming. We’ve got an obituary for somebody who met a terrible demise, and one for a gal who got married out of convenience, and of course, we didn’t forget, we’ve got some dumb.ass.criminalllllls!  Buy our book: prh.com/obitchuary Get your Merch: wonderyshop.com/obitchuary Come see us live on tour: obitchuarypodcast.com Join our Patreon: Patreon.com/cultliter New episodes come out every Thursday for free, with 1-week early access for Wondery+ subscribers. Follow along online: @obitchuarypod on Twitter & Instagram @obitchuarypodcast on TikTok Check out Spencer’s other podcast Cult Liter wherever you’re listening! Write to us: [email protected] Spencer Henry & Madison Reyes PO Box 18149 Long Beach, CA 90807 Sources: https://www.newspapers.com/image/760444517/?article=1290f50f-cde6-460a-abad-dea8f5762d6a&terms=umbrella https://www.foxnews.com/health/motorcyclist-dies-after-freak-accident-with-umbrella florida woman umbrella https://www.heraldmailmedia.com/story/lifestyle/2017/05/18/his-common-household-item-is-killing-millions-of-people-worldwide/116637412/ https://www.wtkr.com/2016/06/08/death-investigation-underway-at-virginia-beach-oceanfront https://www.wtkr.com/2016/06/08/death-investigation-underway-at-virginia-beach-oceanfront https://www.iflscience.com/the-astonishing-true-story-of-the-poisoned-umbrella-assassination-69989 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulgarian_umbrella https://www.newspapers.com/image/647037489/?article=f6997925-2f28-4f24-8b5a-3aefdcb3cf5c&terms=haunted https://www.legacy.com/us/obituaries/montereyherald/name/bettye-sollecito-obituary?id=53008831 https://benjaminpauley.net/c18booktracker/node/3926 https://www.geriwalton.com/mourning-in-georgian-era/ https://warwick.ac.uk/fac/arts/history/chm/outreach/irish_giant/thestory/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Hunter_(surgeon) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_College_of_Surgeons_of_England#Hunterian_Museum https://georgianera.wordpress.com/2020/06/17/the-colour-of-mourning/ https://thelondondead.blogspot.com/2014/01/maria-van-butchell-died-1775-hunterian.html https://www.museumoflondon.org.uk/discover/curious-tale-martin-van-butchells-first-wife https://www.rcseng.ac.uk/library-and-publications/library/blog/martin-van-butchell/ https://www.kiro7.com/news/trending/auto-shop-employee-uses-forklift-catch-suspected-thief-midair/6HPUSR76CRF3PPHPZLT7W522S4/ https://www.newspapers.com/image/867735802/?terms=%22martin%20van%20butchell%22&match=1 https://www.reddit.com/r/askportland/comments/1bv5xi9/anyone_know_where_to_hire_funeral_clowns/?rdt=40084  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.