The gang talks to Haunted Mansion wedding-planner Kelsey Correia about how she’s able to create happy memories in the same house where three historical figures were brutally murdered. Switchy reports on getting creeped out by a beast known as The Vegetable Man. Also, how a single fiddler started a titanic medieval battle, how a Soviet military disaster was caused by overloaded sausages, and why it’s always a bad idea to build something on top of an ancient burial ground.