Episodes
COCK: 1a. An adult male chicken; a rooster. b. An adult male of various other birds. 2. A weathervane shaped like a rooster; a weathercock. 3. A leader or chief. 4. A faucet or valve by which the flow of a liquid or gas can be regulated. 5a. The hammer of a firearm. b. The position of the hammer of a firearm when ready for firing. 6. A tilting or jaunty turn upward: the cock of a hat. 7. Vulgar Slang The penis. 8. Archaic The characteristic cry of a rooster early in the morning.
00:00...
Published 12/02/22
You ever hear 3 people sound so negative about a top 5 game of a generation?
Published 11/28/22
Still within the timeframe of the show description so it's not late
00:00 Intro
06:02 Silent Hill 1 and 2, Resident Evil 8 Shadows of Rose
14:48 LOTR Rings of Power, Rogue One and Andor
22:08 Eyes Without a Face, The Peanut Butter Falcon
27:15 Inside Man, Malcom X, Black Kkklansman
36:51 Kingsman: The Golden Circle, The Death of Dick Long, Sympathey For Mr.Vegenance
50:07 Le Samouraï, The House that Jack Built, Weird: The Al Yankovich Story
58:40 The Running Man, Gearld's...
Published 11/19/22
I forgot to talk about House of the Dragon, and Silent Hill came out in 1999, not 97
00:00 Ad Break from Hoover Vacuums
10:14 Evil Dead 1 and 2
21:55 Mulholland Drive and Inland Empire
46:08 The Lodge, Halloween Ends, Escape Room, Reanimator
53:38 Puppet Master, The Slumber Party Massacre, Society, Miss 45, Vampyr
1:00:56 Titanic
1:19:27 They Look Like People, Happy Death Day 2U, The Crow, The Invitation (2015)
1:28:57 Steve Jobs, The Social Network
1:55:14 Lord of the Rings: The...
Published 10/31/22
The title, is it referring to Saw or Ana De Armas in Blonde, dealer's choice
00:00 Intro and Whitest Kids U'Know
09:03 Saw 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 3D The Final Chapter, Jigsaw, Spiral From The Book of Saw
40:47 Blonde
58:57 Breaking Bad, Doctor Who (Andor?)
1:06:22 Trails from Zero, Octopath Traveler, Cry Macho
1:10:53 Amsterdam, Goodnight Mommy, Speak No Evil
1:24:55 Forza Horizon 5, Cyberpunk 2077
1:35:20 Ghostrunner, Happy Death Day, A Plague's Tale Innocence
1:50:50 Hellraiser (1987),...
Published 10/14/22
Oh yeah for the record, Poot gave Addi Ford V Ferrari, not me
00:00 Intro
04:07 Superhero Movie, Console Wars, Psycho and Rope
13:11 AmbuLAnce, Transformers 3, Happy End and 71 Fragments of a Chronology of Chance
22:10 Halo CE, Forza Horizon 5, Gears of War, Enter the Matrix
29:34 The Raid Redemption and The Raid 2
41:47 Ori and the Will of the Wisps, Abzu, Danganronpa 1, Breaking Bad
55:39 Gravity Rush, As Dusk Falls, Vortex
1:05:52 Kingdom of Heaven, Pearl
1:15:55 Barbarian, The...
Published 09/30/22
Alt title was Transitions but I always have to name the title something that I know Dorian will hate
00:00 Intro
02:47 Brothers A Tale of Two Sons
09:22 Carnage and Rosemary's Baby
19:52 Netflix Resident Evil
25:31 Moonfall, The Vanishing
28:45 Druk, Good Night Good Luck, Hustlers
34:51 The Invitation, Breaking Bad/Better Call Saul, Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power
45:06 Elephant, Eddie the Eagle, Ghost World, Do the Right Thing
57:42 Silent Library, The Great Ace Attorney,...
Published 09/16/22
My name is Nathan Fielder, And I graduated from one of Canada's top business schools with really good grades. Now, I'm using my knowledge to help struggling small business owners make it in this competitive world. This is Nathan for You
00:00 The Rehearsal
59:20 Ghostrunner, Stalker, How to Train Your Dragon
1:03:34 Reprise, Sifu, Widows
1:10:46 The Sopranos Season 2 and 3, RRR, Hell or High Water
1:15:42 Life of Pi, Demolition, Fish Tank, Three Thousand Years of Longing
1:27:04...
Published 09/01/22
Sean da goat
00:00 Intro
01:26 Sleepers (1996)
08:58 I want You Back, You've Got Mail, Sleepless in Seattle and Carol
20:46 Stray and Yellowstone
28:22 Nathan for You
44:43 Marcel The Shell With The Shoes On
50:01 Prey (movie not game) and Red Rocket
1:01:32 The Lost Daughter and Dog Day Afternoon
1:09:21 Samurai Cop
1:14:05 Sly 2, Pokemon Colosseum and Pokemon White
1:22:07 Totally Legal Persona 3 FES on Steam Deck
1:31:17 Jagten (2012)
1:41:07 Walk the Line and 3:10 to...
Published 08/18/22
But seventeen mins in, I didn't correct Dorian on saying Willem Dafoe instead of William Dafoe and I'd like to apologize to not the 5 people who listen but the 2 people who actually read the description. Also then God himself threw a lightning bolt to cut out my power mid recording so have fun dealing with the static and thunder in the audio
00:00 Intro
4:44 Martin Scorsese Block
The Color of Money, Gangs of New York, The Aviator and Raging Bull
35:36 Love Death and robots, Yellowstone,...
Published 08/02/22
I don't even know what to write. Dorian hosts, Sean Mason shows up, I apologize for the fuzz that happens like an hour in
Published 07/15/22
I'm struggling on these episode descriptions and titles so if these go away at some point, well
00:00 Ghostwire Tokyo and Rayman Origins
06:57 AI The Somnium Files The Nirvana Initiative
19:33 Infamous and Infamous 2
37:39 Cuphead The Delicious Last Course
39:54 Ozark and Better Call Saul Season 6
44:46 The Third Birthday
48:50 Love, Death and Robots Season 3 and Not Another Teen Movie
53:47 Notorious and Life of Brian
58:40 Everything Everywhere All at Once and Resident Evil...
Published 07/15/22
There are 16 gaming topics and 24 movie/TV topics so the title is a lie
00:00 Intro
1:56 Sayonara Wild Hearts
5:26 The Quarry
12:25 The Beatles A Hard Day's Night
15:45 Steam Deck and handhelds
25:21 Call of Duty Black Ops 2
32:33 Summer Game Done Quick
38:35 Rayman Origins
42:45 Band of Brothers
45:06 Perils of Baking
51:10 Ozark and Twin Peaks
1:04:17 Battle Royale, Drive my Car and Tetsuo The Iron Man
1:18:41 Portal 2 Co-Op and Scott Pilgrim vs the World the Game
1:26:25...
Published 06/30/22
You're welcome for
1. early upload
2. short runtime
00:00 Pleasantville
10:58 Cronenburg Block
Cosmopolis
A Dangerous Method
Titane
Crimes of the Future
22:14 I hate myself
Resident Evil (2002)
Resident Evil Apocalypse
Resident Evil Extinction
Resident Evil Afterlife
Resident Evil Retribution
Resident Evil The Final Chapter
50:01 Repeat topics
The Batman
The Green Knight
Band of Brothers
53:30
Mother
Thirst
Okja
Memories of Murder
1:02:07 Danganronpa v3
1:05:59 Mario...
Published 06/14/22
Surprise surprise, I played and watched something I actually said I would
00:00 Intro to Among Us
18:08 David Lynch Block
Elephant Man
Lost Highway
Blue Velvet
Twin Peaks and The Return
35:57 Better Call Saul Season 6
39:30 Band of Brothers
41:19 The Darjeeling Limited
41:50 The Humans
44:34 Scarface and The Untouchables
50:20 Clueless, The Princess Bride and Misery
1:00:07 Jennifer's Body and Ikiru
1:07:41 Star Wars Prequels
1:14:07 The Hunt (2012) and History of...
Published 06/01/22
I apologize to the Koreans and hope that they grant me safe passage from the rooftops. But also apologies in advance, the Prey segment has nasty clicking I couldn't fix
00:00 Intro
02:36 Twin Peaks The Return, Bojack Horseman and Better Call Saul
17:41 Martin Mcdonagh Block
Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
In Bruges
Seven Psychopaths
28:19 Jumanji
35:55 Thomas Was Alone and Assassin's Creed 3 Liberation
43:22 Apollo 13
46:00 Spring Breakers
53:43 The Babysitter
1:00:56...
Published 05/17/22
I was asked to upload early so
00:00 Intro
05:04 Sakura Wars and Ichi the Killer
10:51 Final Fantasy XV, Overwatch 2 Beta and Rainbow Six Siege
21:23 David Lynch Block
Twin Peaks Season 1, 2
Firewalk with Me
The Return
Wild at Heart
31:30 Severance
32:21 David Cronenburg Block
Scanners
Eastern Promises
Crash
Existence
The Brood
43:09 Metal Gear (1987)
52:45 Spider-Man No Way Home
54:00 The Ghibli Block
Only Yesterday
The Tale of Princess Kaguya
Grave of the...
Published 04/29/22
In this episode, there was singing and rounds racked so that should give you some idea of what you're getting into
00:00 Intro
04:15 Trails in the Sky Third Chapter and Sakura Wars
12:04 Movie of the Century, Morbius #MorbiusSweep #ItsMorbinTimeBaby
15:02 Degrassi The Next Generation, Returnal and Severance
26:11 Sucession Season 3 and Twin Peaks Season 2
34:38 Funny Games
44:03 Batman (1989), Returns, Forever and & Robin
49:10 The Forever Purge and The Sinner Season 2
58:11 The...
Published 04/15/22
The existence of this episode means that at some point, The Dorian Canadia LP will be a title I have to use at some point
00:00 Intro
3:33 Elden Ring
11:14 Cyberpuck 2077 & Trails in the Sky Third Chapter
16:39 Returnal
22:08 Mario Kart 8 Deluxe DLC and Rock Band 4
29:43 Ozark Season 4 pt 1 and Succession Season 3
34:07 Mare of Easttown, Twin Peaks, Eraserhead and The Batman
44:50 Requiem for a Dream and Paddington
50:27 Mank, The Game and The Sword and the Sorcerer
58:57 Shin...
Published 04/01/22
Here we go, a 4+ hour discussion about the 5 Matrix movies
00:00 The Matrix
37:45 The Animatrix
1:16:10 The Matrix Reloaded and Revolutions
2:59:16 The Matrix Resurrections
With the help of Poot and John. I would've split the episode into two but I didn't wanna repeat the mistakes that the Wachowskis did with Reloaded and Revolutions
Published 03/22/22
We spoiled The Batman intentionally, we unintentionally spoiled Before Midnight and we kept every spoiler in Gran Turismo 7 a secret as possible. If you complain and you read the title, you have no one to blame but yourself. As always, please use the time stamps, never listen to an episode entirely, it makes me feel better about the runtime of each main episode
00:00 Intro and The Batman
1:19:51 House
1:23:15 Horizon Forbidden West and Demon's Souls
1:29:08 Elden Ring and...
Published 03/15/22
Jim Ryan, CEO of PlayStation and making only games that score 88 on Metacritic, decided to personally front the cost of all 4 of our tickets, (myself, Dorian, Maple and RealRadec), to watch this movie so with all of that going into it, I'm pretty sure we were paid off to have as high opinions as we did
Published 03/02/22
Oh no, someone released a good video game, please no one tell my cinema credentials.
In another mess of an episode, Dorian and I discuss some new releases in the video g*me world, our enjoyment of the Kanye West catalog, and more importantly, we make inroads with the gays. As always, timestamps, yeah?
00:00 intro
02:06 Cowboy Bebop
03:50 Euphoria
09:33 Wolfenstein 2: The New Colossus
18:12 LittleBigPlanet
24:24 It's Such a Beautiful Day
29:16 Marry Me
34:22 Spencer and Million Dollar...
Published 03/01/22
In this waste of time, I may have watched a movie that doesn't actually exist, Dorian runs into a Wes Anderson shaped rake, and we collectively choose violence 67% of the time. As always, I'm sorry and use the timestamps
00:00 Intro
03:13 Trails in the Sky Second Chapter
04:59 Fire Emblem Three Houses
07:34 Cowboy Bebop
09:13 Pokemon Legends Arceus and Resident Evil 6
14:05 Wolfenstein 2 The New Colossus
23:23 Severed and Thomas Was Alone
30:59 The Legend of Zelda Twilight...
Published 02/15/22
51 topics. Fifty. One. Topics. Either we get cancelled for that Weinstein joke or we get cancelled because these episodes get too long
00:00 Intro
1:40 Va-11 Hall-A
03:26 How I Met Your Father
05:32 Trails in the Sky Second Chapter
05:59 Astral Chain
07:18 Cowboy Bebop
10:48 Final Fantasy 4
16:15 Deathloop
22:16 Hitman
30:28 The Last Guardian
37:24 Habroxia and Overcooked
40:04 Cuphead
45:35 Pokemon Legends Arceus
56:32 Rambo First Blood
58:15 The Apartment
59:55 Dr....
Published 02/01/22