Episodes
Podcast Minute Talk Show has tackled many tough subjects on our forty-two episode run so far, but quite possibly the toughest would be that Rick and Morty Musical Special we did. The boys talk all kinds of addiction in this super special episode of PMTS. We even have on a rehab clinic guru/expert Ralph Rigamaroll who shares his top celebrity drug rehab stories with us! What would one of our podcasts if not for a game! An addiction themed "Would You Rather?" to spice up your addiction riddled...
Published 07/02/21
We love sports! Where will the future of sports take us after 40 years?! Will we play on hoverboards or still be upset over what happens during the national anthem? There are many answers to burning questions and more in this special sports edition of PMTS. The ruler of all sports, Sports Boar the Sports Lord, comes on the show to explain his plan for all of sports-dom. We also play a fun little sports version of Explain A Movie Plot But Badly. Batter up! Please enjoy and remember to not live...
Published 06/12/21
Legos are a staple of any broken childhood. Or rather broken Legos are the staple of a broken childhood. OR maybe stepping on Legos is the staple of a broken foot. Whatever you prefer you're good in my book, just as long as it's not GIRL LEGO SETS... those SUCK. This week we have on Lego CEO and Mayor/Governor of Lego City, Jørgen Vig Knudstorp. You'll find this episode of PMTS both intellectually stimulating and uh... um... fun, I guess. We also take turns pitching our dream Lego sets! Oh...
Published 05/28/21
What makes a mother a mother? Her long flowing hair? Her bossdom that we suck from? Her long slender legs that chase us? No! A mother is made into a mother when the stork brings the baby! Aiden, Tyler, and Sean recount their stork days this episode. We also have on a very special Mother's Day guest, a mother, Rosie Porkins, who will share her plan for global domination. Games? Yes! We play a special, you guessed it, Mother's Day game: Marry F*ck Kill Mom Edition. Stay tuned for more MOM...
Published 05/14/21
Trains, Trains, and Trains! Toot toot! All aboard! This trains only making one stop and it's the one place your mama can't stand. Podcast Minute Talk Show is making mamas out to be public enemy number one. Not in this episode, but in general. We have on a train conductor and it has us asking the question... (see title)
Published 04/30/21
There exists a creature so formidable it'll take Earth's greatest heroes a whole segment on Podcast Minute Talk Show to beat. Enter the Grobbit. A stubby, grimy, impish monster who is hellbent on torturing those who unknowingly enter his dungeon. Can Sean and Aiden make it out alive with their bodies and minds still in one piece? Well I wouldn't tell you now... you gotta listen to the episode you fool!
Published 04/20/21
The boys hear of an international egg shortage due to Easter's approach! Only one man is both mouse and rat enough to save the day... Chuck E. Cheese digs his way through our hearts to save the day. Chuck is up to his usual antics, he's currently being brutally CRUSFIED. We also play a non-Easter game for all those who don't like eggs called "Two Truths And A Lie." Make sure you have a safe Easter/Normal Sunday!
Published 04/03/21
Witches AND Ghouls?! That's right we have an assortment of special spectral guests on the show this week. James Charles, renowned witch and owner of ghouls, appears to talk about all things scandalous. We play a game called Witch Witches and recall old nightmares that still keep us up at night (more like up all night on r/powerwashingporn). This week is filled with mystery and a... hint of magic (as seen on r/powerwashingporn!)
Published 03/19/21
Woe is me! The Gremlins haven't had a movie in so long! This week we give the world an update on the status of the Gremlins franchise. The gremlin known as Elon Musk shows up to explain his future plans for Mars and the stars! A game! A game is played! Not gremlins themed, cause that would be asking for too much.
Published 03/05/21
The show returns! Celebrating our renown and wonderful comeback, we have on super star Tom Holland to talk about all things Marvel and Wandavision. Stay tuned for more episodes every other Friday! Support us on Patreon to receive podcast benefits! https://www.patreon.com/1minutetalkshow
Published 02/19/21
Honest men may not go to heaven, probably because they make a killing when they're alive! Regretfully, Aiden and Sean share news about our Tyler. In this tragedy, we're skipping to the end and dare not tell more lies! Come children, weep here, now! together! as a family of silly misfits, but once you leave this podcast you must roar a courageous roar! Shout up at the heavens and down at Brazil! Rebuke the gods! For, just creatures like them wouldn't allow our world, our Tyler, to devolve into...
Published 11/18/20
In a world ravaged misinformation and internet piracy, who will be the ones to lead America (aka Earth) into a brighter tomorrow? Well, sorry everyone, but it is NOT President-elect Joe Biden. Equally as devastating to report, the right choice isn't Mr. Mrump either. We need them both to be CO-presidents! Much like in The Parent Trap, which tells the story of two children who force their parents to give a loveless marriage another try, our neglected hosts of Podcast Minute Talk Show aim to...
Published 11/11/20
In today's episode, Sean has fallen ill and Tyler is still long gone since last week. Who's left to take the mantle? Aiden? Oh gosh that's impossible! But we want Sean and Tyler!!!! Well, not everyone gets what they want, sorry pals. Sometimes, dreams die. Today is one of those days.
Published 11/04/20
Hell-o mortal meat-men! Since you don't have any time on your hands, why don't you send them to us! Delicious hands are best served severed. If you haven't heard on the news by now, we're vampires! Like many great artists we vampires only paint in a single, beautiful color... red. As in BLOOD! We paint with BLOOD! Previous vampires (to whom we refer to as the "fampire") secretly dominate the globe with their terrifying hellish powers. Aiden and Sean of course will never stray from their...
Published 10/28/20
Please, pay no mind to some of the funny sounds throughout this episode! They're just a part of a fun game we're playing behind the scenes and are in NO WAY technical errors! Speaking of errors... contrary to what the leftist mainstream media will tell you, magic is not just for babies AND it's real! Sean shows off some of his most versatile and deadly spells for all to see. Perhaps the most magical thing to happen this week was when the ghost of Charli D'Amelio began to haunt the studio....
Published 10/21/20
Wub-a-lub-a-dub-dub viewers, in this wonderfully-wub-a-lub-a-dub-dubbed episode of Podcast Minute Talk Show, hosts Sean, Aiden, and Tyler take to stage in the next best musical since Mulan Live Action Movie. For those willing to stick around, stay tuned for Robert Pattinson's impression of an uninteresting podcast guest.
Published 10/14/20
Even if one orders a mere burger, it seems like everything these days comes with a side of pOLiTicS. I suppose most folks aren't accustomed to child leaders, yet they've been a thing since Ancient Egypt. This week's guest is actually old enough to have witnessed people misinterpret Jesus's message in real time. Yiggum Briggum, the father of the world renown Sex Explorer Yigg Briggum, joins the show solely to predict the inevitable demise of the President of the United States of America. His...
Published 10/07/20
Especially when one stumbles and falls, we must always dust ourselves off and carry on. Avid Redditor, Obsidian Raymond, interprets such a saying as "every man for himself." He uses the social media platform Reddit, a well known cesspool of ignorance and immorality, as a means to brush the dust of his own failures into the eyes of the innocent and uninformed. But, hey... Here at Podcast Minute Talk Show we love giving everyone the benefit of the doubt! More importantly, we love putting money...
Published 09/30/20
Much like the midday sun is hard to look at (and paint as a result), your future might certainly be an uncertain frustrating mess. What if your three closest friends, who also happen to be podcast talk show hosts, put their oracle abilities together and predicted your fate! "We Choose Your Own Adventure" is our latest segment that features an especially lovable loser... YOU! We invite you and and everyone you know, one at a time, to join us in a coming of age story that actually seems plausible.
Published 09/15/20
"If WE classify food in different categories based on taste, do you think THEY would classify people based on their differing levels of sinful gluttony?" Thank you, this was an excerpt from my upcoming one man show titled, "One Becomes an Idiot, What Would One Say?" Unless the food is still alive or life has turned into a poor man's Pixar film, FOOD WILL NOT TALK. But, I bet all the pickles and jams in your cupboard WOULD be talkin', if they heard what WE were talkin' about on this episode of...
Published 09/09/20
Man's best friend is a dog, right? Yes. Humankind is graced through their friendship of those silly boofers. Man's best ride is a horse, right? NIEGH. As if humans didn't prove themselves to be evil creatures well enough with slavery, we also turned horses into sad taxis. Sean and Tyler recount their horrible elementary school nightmares this week. In the basement of their school, scientists, funded by the government, are alchemy-ing MUTANT HORSE GIRLS? Mutant, horse, and girls... mhm those...
Published 08/31/20
To subvert expectations one must first be expected to get off the couch! We here at PMTS love and adore the surprising amount of bottom feeding losers who suck our Earth dry of her natural resources... but, enough about you. Wob Tonka, famous(?), billionaire oil tycoon has left a few gifts in a few of his famous Tonka oil cans. Five gifts to be exact. Golden gifts, to be precise. Ticket-y gifts (to be clear)! For a man who, at birth, was injected with a rapid growth serum, designed by his...
Published 08/24/20
The average American... do they really hold enough value to justify microchips being put in their brains in order to control them? Surprisingly, the answer is yes, but a more plausible method would be polluting Facebook with loads of fraudulent news! Enter the genius, billionaire, playboy philanthropist, known to the world as William Henry Gates III. The man seeks only one thing in his sad, sad life; becoming best friends with Sean from 1 Minute Talk Show. Bill Gates is a little bit rough...
Published 08/17/20
2020 can't get any worse, right? Sorry babe! As we speak, it's becoming worse and worse in all the areas that we willfully ignore. In the end, it's all hash! Why don't you get busy and knit, OR WANK OFF, whilst you listen to the boys. This week our guest is sure to amaze you and'll open thine eyes to a career on thy rise; although, the gender and age ratio is a bit skewed. 600 year old Ancient Wizard Wizz Wazzum has the answer to all men's wildest questions concerning the universe, mankind's...
Published 08/10/20
There's only one thing greater than a sailor's love for the sea. Of course, that be the amount of garbage yer dumping' in it. Redefining what it means to be a pirate in modern America, our guest this week was birthed in (and will eventually die in) the ocean. As always here at Podcast Minute Talk Show, we experience character growth. On a show hosted by three white guys, there's bound to be conflict. An iced coffee will spill each time this episode is played. Maybe, just maybe, along with...
Published 08/03/20