After an unforgivable hiatus (sorry about that!) the girls are BACK and they have a lot to discuss, including E.T porn, the Trump protest and Emmy's weird new eyebrows.

In this week's ep we watch Mistress Meana Wolf being a sexy nun, learn the rules of being a slave and discuss Lolly's penchant for a sausage wrapped in tinfoil.

The girls discuss an urban legend about Una Stubbs, gay porn in a job centre and fantasize about what could have been if Lolly had kept her checkout job at Wilco's.