CHRISTMAS SPECIAL 2021 - 8 Bit Christmas (2021)
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MERRY CHRISTMAS, ONE AND ALL!   We all must have been good little boys and girls, because we have a special treat this year. We asked for it, we searched for it, we prayed for it, and now it's here under the tree. It's a feature length film about video games that’s ALSO a Christmas film. Truly, a video game movie miracle!   We review "8 Bit Christmas", where Neil Patrick Harris uses a touching, 80s tinted story about the true meaning of Christmas to dodge buying his teen daughter a smart phone.   CONTENT WARNING: schoolyard bullies, unsanitary mouth wear, sibling rivalry, old men sharing their nostalgia, mild language.    Featuring the voices of Marc Athanas, Wayne Bressette, and Nick Mohr, with special guest Chris Niejadlik.   Our theme music was composed by Jack Feerick, and performed and realized by Sam Feerick.
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