We review the Resident Evil reboot from 2021, featuring far less Jovovitch than we'd like but way more of the actual source material than we ever expected. Strap in for a cheese-filled rollercoaster of creepy orphanages, flesh eating monsters, and unbelievably convenient explosive devices!    CONTENT WARNING: genetic mutation, human consumption, terrible management skills, mild language.   Featuring the voices of Marc Athanas, Wayne Bressette, and Nick Mohr.   Our theme music was composed by Jack Feerick, and performed and realized by Sam Feerick.