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Angry Birds (2016)

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Welcome to Season 4! Or, if you believe my confused narration, Season 3!*** This time we review Angry Birds, where a 2 minute mobile game has mutated into a 90 minute cartoon that's maybe for kids (but maybe not). Can this little piggy's house survive the weight of all that extra exposition, or are they right when they say less is more? Strap into your slingshot and find out! CONTENT WARNING: carnivorous pigs, unsanitary drinking conditions, exploding fetuses, mild language. Featuring the voices of Marc Athanas, Wayne Bressette, and Nick Mohr. Our theme music was composed by Jack Feerick, and performed and realized by Sam Feerick ***In my defense, these all started to blur together sometime after Legend of Chun-Li...

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