Lock your closets and check under your beds, the big bad BOLLeman is coming to "entertain" you!   It's time for the final part of our 2022 Halloween celebration, Uwe Boll's very first video game adaptation EVER, "House of the Dead".   Witness the genesis of a merciless creature, fated to consume and destroy everything it touches, to the horror of teens everywhere. Did I just describe the zombie leader attacking the partygoers on the island, or Uwe Boll himself? There's only one way to find out...   CONTENT WARNING: bad negotiating, pre-fornication urination, self-sacrificing sabotage, fever-dream level editing, mild language.   Featuring the voices of Marc Athanas, Wayne Bressette, and Nick Mohr.   Our theme music was composed by Jack Feerick, and performed and realized by Sam Feerick.