HALLOWEEN SPECIAL 2022 - PART 2! - Alone in the Dark (2005) -

HALLOWEEN SPECIAL 2022 - PART 2! - Alone in the Dark (2005)

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The Halloween frights continue with part 2 of our Uwe Boll Bonanza... "Alone in the Dark"! Christian Slater stars as an amnesiac orphan who must confront both early 2000s era CG and a militarized Smithsonian in order to learn the truth about himself... or he could just read about it at the orphanage. Seriously, it's all readily available in duo tangs and everything. Think this movie is bad? Here's a list of films that are apparently even WORSE, according to Rotten Tomatoes: List of films with a 0% rating on Rotten Tomatoes CONTENT WARNING: symbiotic mutations, premature explosions, the death of yet another BRAVO team, mild language. Featuring the voices of Marc Athanas, Wayne Bressette, and Nick Mohr. Our theme music was composed by Jack Feerick, and performed and realized by Sam Feerick.

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