HALLOWEEN SPECIAL 2022 - PART 1! - Bloodrayne (2005)
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This Halloween, we do something truly scary for video game fans... as we watch 3 Uwe Boll films BACK-TO-BACK!   We start our Trilogy of Terror with "Bloodrayne", where our heroine evolves from vampire to DAMNpire by facing down her Discount Dracula daddy issues... and getting a big D from a mullet masquerading as a vampire hunter.    CONTENT WARNING: bloodsucking, best friend butchery, vanishing sub-characters, mild language.   Featuring the voices of Marc Athanas, Wayne Bressette, and Nick Mohr.   Our theme music was composed by Jack Feerick, and performed and realized by Sam Feerick.
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