The Wizard (1989)
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We review "The Wizard", the 90 minute NES commercial with two separate competitions to cheer over: who will win Videogame Armageddon, and who has the saddest backstory? Starring Fred Savage and guest starring Super Mario Bros 3 for the NES.
CONTENT WARNING: runaways, orphans, children drowning, PTSD, bounty hunters, alleged child molestation, mild language.
Featuring the voices of Marc Athanas, Wayne Bressette, and Nick Mohr, with special guest Chris Niejadlik.
Our theme music was composed by Jack Feerick, and performed and realized by Sam Feerick.
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